A Dozen Red Roses Sausage

Happy Valentine's Day!

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[squidyyk]

Traditionally, paint was made using the heads of flowers, crushed, boiled, and mixed with water, or other paint medium such as oil or acrylic. Considering the lack of added medium, this concoction in a tube would be considered pigment. I think this is the closest we’re getting to the paint sausage.

[mistermaxshow]

I like that you added garlic powder like there was any shred of hope in saving this

[kennymannion]

I knew a guy in high school that ate a rose on-stage during a choir show, and he threw up offstage a little later due to the pesticides. So this went about how I thought it would

[imalmostbatman]

This could not have gone worse. Well done, Mr Sausage.

[HelixSnake]

"it's like it's - it's - it's - uh oh"
I have never seen Mr. Sausage be so at a loss for words by how much worse something went than he expected

[PaulthePlantGuy]

Pretty sure the “turpentine” taste was the aforementioned sprays and pesticides he warned us about 😂

[MarcBrightside]

1:41

It's okay, the grinder's just having a heavy flow day.

[CaffienatedMothman]

Edible roses ARE a thing, but they'd be more considered an aromatic spice. You're honestly not looking for flavor, more the smell. They're usually used in tea or as a topper, but I think edible rose petals, rosemary and pork could be a good base for a sausage.

[DuploBone]

1:41 That's the rose water. 🌹

Happy Valentine's Day to you Mr and Mrs Sausage! As well as to all the Sausagelings reading this. 😻

[Shinigamimon]

Please do a Dandylion sausage. That’s actually a safe to eat flower!

[AntisocialExtrovert]

Give the Mrs a bouquet of sausages on this glorious day. Happy Valentine’s Day everyone! 💘

[greyphoenix]

Baby’s breath flowers are apparently actually toxic for humans and animals!

[fizzlefun]

I cannot believe how much this looked like meat. I also cannot believe how fast that liquified. Wonderful Valentine’s Day gift, thank you Mr.Sausage

[wcpf]

3:15 "i've never tasted turpentine but i imagine that's what turpentine tastes like"

really giving us the real info here

[carcosa_swamp]

Roses are infinitely juicier than I'd have ever imagined based on that grind and stuffing

[raymondrjstanford]

On Valentine’s Day, usually it’s the roses first, then the sausage (if you’re lucky). But Mr. Sausage actually found a way to give you both at the same time.

[gannas]

Baby's Breath is toxic to humans. Was in suspense the whole video and glad to see you spit it out!
Stay safe because we need another couple decades of sausages from you!

[Naroya]

Truly, the most romantic sausage of all time

[calomelsundried]

Bruhhh, thats purely philosophical, insane and dazzling

[JesusChristMarie]

Mrs Sausage: Aw, thanks honey, happy Valentines Day.
Mr Sausage: Takes the Roses downstairs