Lunch Meat Tier List Sausage

We finally answer the age old questions of which lunch meat is best suited as a sausage. Will it be Salami, Turkey, Ham, or Bologna?

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[retiredchannel]

Almost dropped my phone when he didn’t give that “Will It Blow” 5 Mark Ruffalos

[Vvardenfell_Outlander]

So someone grinded some meat and fat, stuffed it into casing, cured it and sold it as salami. Someone else sliced it and packaged it for resale and then you bought that sliced salami, took the slices, ground them up, stuffed them into casing, turning them back into a sausage. The circle of life is truly beautiful.

[pigeongod]

Half these comments are telling him he is wrong on that ruffalo score. And they are absolutely right

[sherlockohms]

Only four Ruffalos? That was AT LEAST a five!

[URS]

A while back he was too generous with Mark Ruffalos, now he is too harsh

[Zebraswirls]

Sloppy Joe sausage? It's got everything you need: meat, sauce, bread. It could make a perfect sausage!

[shaw]

That was not 4 ruffalos that was a 5 ruffalo blow if I’ve ever seen one

[SeidenFisk]

I'm kinda surprised he only gave that blow four mark ruffalos. Definitely looked like a five to me.

[ryllex]

That will-it-blow was definitely a 5 Mark Ruffalo's

[fuzzydonut]

Kinda shocked he didn’t grind them all together tbh

[Makingnewnamesisdumb]

I've never before seen a tier list with more tiers than things to be tiered.

[mothercain..]

Please bring back the pumpkins, fall leaves, and organs for Halloween.

[druidicdwarf]

The hits keep on coming. Love the input from Mrs. Sausage

[bofa]

I guess you could say that the “will it blow” rating was.. bologna. I will see my self out.

[MegaDoogles]

My major takeaway from this was that Salami is BOGO at Publix right now

[ethanlockrey]

That is a 5 out of 5 mark ruffalo! Best will it blow I’ve seen!

[blaz]

The longer Ordinary Sausage doesn't listen to me demanding Ear Sausage, the more I am going to want to turn his ears into sausage.

[Discostick]

I can't believe you didn't mix it all together for a final sausage. What the hell I feel massively blue balled right now.

[sed]

Will it blow was definitely a 5. It had spread, stickage, and distance.

[zero]

I have no idea what I did to get this recommended to me, and I feel like I watched something from an alternate dimension. Subscribed