Every Lunchables Sausage

The Lunchables:
1) Pizza with Pepperoni
2) Deep Dish Pizza with Pepperoni
3) Ham and Cheese Cracker Stackers
4) Ham and Swiss Cracker Stackers
5) Turkey and American Cracker Stackers
6) Nachos with Cheese Dip and Salsa
7) Light Bologna and American Cracker Stackers
8) Chicken Nugget Kabobbles
9) Mini Hot Dogs
10) Ham and American Sub Sandwich
11) Turkey and Cheddar Sub Sandwich

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[OrdinarySausage]

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[bbcisdabomb]

"A person with foresight would have loaded these one at a time."

We know what we're here for.

[SgtMum-xkyr]

Another great episode, sir. Please do an NSE where you boil lobster in beans

[mudkipaway]

The bread in those pizza lunchables is similar to the snack bread they put in MREs

[darkflamethedragondame]

Your kid might like mini naan rounds. The mass produced ones are pretty similar to the pizza base

[jacobvertiz]

Imagine being one of Mr. Suasge's kids. You've brought nothing but leftover sausages to school for lunch for the past 2 years and you finally see your dad come back from the grocery store with actual, edible, lunch meals. You reach for one but he tells you "Sorry son this is for a sausage!"

[KirbyLonestar]

"That's the ____ water" is my favorite part of the sausage process

[jango]

Seeing a man squeeze capri sun into a bucket of lunchables is a really sobering experience, thank you for getting my life back on track Mr. Sausage.

[sammich]

Went in as lunchables, came out looking like playdoh. Truly a sausage icon of childhood

[jessefied-musicandgames]

Hey sausage man, my friend's daughter is the same way, LOL.
Look up The Takeout's "The Way-Too-Detailed Guide to Recreating Pizza Lunchables at Home", then scroll down to step 1, "The Godless Crust". What the author basically did was use some homemade pizza dough and roughed it up like it was your worst enemy, used 12 grams of sugar and salt. Put them into forms and just overcooked them, ending up looking like stale lil pucks. We followed this and it did the trick, hopefully this helps (more detailed version is on the article).

[axelcordova]

Still economical than Guy Fieri's eleven thousand step nachos.

[d_]

I don’t think I ever realized the ungodly amount of plastic waste lunchables must cause before this video

[jimbb]

For the pizza bases, mini Naan are along the same lines

[chaosdoughnut]

He turned Lunchables into spaghetti noodles into sausages. This man is a food alchemist.

[blargcoster]

0:16 Those are basically just "pita bread" and you could probably find it in your local supermarket bread isle.

[LordKibly]

This is possibly the unhealthiest sausage made yet

[Fizzlehound]

"They're not mini, they're average sized.... right Mrs. Sausage?"

"NO."

😂😂😂 That was great, really needed that laugh today.

[Shadowmech]

I already knew Lunchables weren't exactly a health-conscious choice, but to see it all in the bowl like that and it being 90% bread and crackers is something else.

[adampockaj]

The amount of Lunchables packaging that must be in every landfill in America is staggering to think about

[dippyfresh]

“Learn to Love the Crust”

That’s my yearbook quote now. Thanks Mr sausage!