Warlock Cleric Difference - D&D World Heritage Posts #dnd

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[Kinokoumori]

Don't forget the last part of the trifecta!

Sorcerors: "Uh oh, Dad, I think I fucked up!"

[Robotic_Kitty_Records]

"But that's how my patron asked me to say it."

[Phönix_Fawkes]

How the cleric and warlock get their power:

The Cleric gets down on one knee, the Warlock on both

[Gwym-naith]

"I oughta smack you but I worry you won't register it like I'd want you to"

[KrullKama]

Paladin has entered the chat.
“Someone called?”

[eldritchneko]

“Sorry pops. Got a little wild there.” For demigod sorcerers.

[justsomeferalminor]

There is also I may have fucked up don't be mad pls" - my teen warlock who's patron is also their parent

[tobybigham]

One character gets the power from their devotion to a deity. The other is just contractually obligated!

[metamain]

"You're just mad because I have a personal relationship with my god"

[mrlazycrazy]

A cleric, Warlock, and Paladin walk into a church…

[FlaschenJoe]

When they serve the same entity (Celestial Warlock XD) and the Cleric's deity is like "I'm cool with it."

[dragonborn]

As someone who is about to play a warlock this gives me unhealthy ideas

[eldritchneko]

Imagine the Warlock is also a Sorcerer and their patron is literally their father.

[Pirateking]

Warlock: "Okay, WHAT is the difference?"
Cleric: "Firstly, my god is only fucking me METAPHORICALLY"

[bluejam]

"Shit! My wife's gonna kill me." -Warlock who married a fey who is also his patron.

[leyrua]

Bonus points if it's a *celestial* warlock and they have THE SAME PATRON.

[chrisnorris]

I was thinking the patron was some kind of godly succubus who would just say "oh you. Stop it! Fine you are forgiven"

[tempestinateapot]

As someone who played a fiend warlock who’s patron was the queen of succubi, I understand this on a very personal level

[ashsuna]

Our cleric was horrified when my feylock met his god
Patron for warlock is the god-king of the fey, so warlock was ridiculously casual talking to divinities, our sorc joined in for
"Pelor can you say the fuck word?" In chorus
"Yes, I can say the fuck word..." the most deadpan disappointed dad voice
"HE SAID THE FUCK WORD!" excited cheering

Cleric praying for forgiveness for bringing those two with him

[seantaggart]

YEAH
seriously one gets you out of hell the other SENDS YOU DIRECT TO IT WITH SAME DAY SHIPPING!