How DM's react to what Class you play in Dungeons and Dragons

Rogues make DM's go Bye-Bye

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[potatoalsopotato]

when i was first starting out i asked a friend "how do i play rogue?"
he explained quite simply that, "all you do is convince the DM to let you use sneak attack, then use sneak attack - you'll be fine"

and i was fine.

[Calithecalico]

My first ever character was a half elf bard. My first roll was to escape jail. Knowing nothing about the history of bards, I say “I seduce the guard.” DM just lets out a deep, deep, deep sigh.

[raynmanshorts]

DM: "Avoid anything he can seduce at all costs."
Bard: "I do love a challenge."

[Thardoc]

My wizard not only died in my first campaign, not only in the first session, but actually died in our first combat. The boar rolled a 20 on a charge...

[neb]

In my experience, a DM is usually not involved when the cleric starts hating the rest of the party lol

[mandykarevicius]

"Oh wow, you're playing a Wizard? Nice... And now he's dead."
*Necromancer* Excellent...

[writingalias]

"No, you can't have a short rest, yet!!"
As a Warlock player, i laughed very hard for about twenty seconds.

[Chris-twgg]

My very first DND character was an elven ranger. He was very useful. The majority of our campaign was in forested areas. And guess who had favored terrain in forested areas? This guy.

[benp]

You don’t NEED a storyline to make your Cleric hate the party. They’ll do it naturally after the third combat encounter.

[talleywa]

"Cleric, why aren't you healing?"

"Because I don't need to heal you if the enemies are dead first."
*Laughs in lvl 4 inflict wounds crit*

[lucaswickmansound]

I was playing a fighter/monk multiclass and I cannot tell you the fear my DM got when I was granted haste, and said “I’m going to action surge, and use flurry of blows”

The enemy was dead after the third attack but I just kept going to make a point

[gasriel]

In a campaign were I'm an artificer, I accidentally built a death orb that's also a nuke, ended up using it to kill a full grown false hydra, leveled the entire village.

[AidanWR]

"Avoid anything that can be seduced." I've seen enough rolls to seduce doors that I know that's not happening

[mitchellenderson]

“Wait, you attack him how many times?”

Five. Once for each level.

[Xylarxcode]

We frequently have to 'bribe' our cleric just to keep him around and do some healing. We allow him to walk away with more than anyone else gets to loot, he allows us to do stupid things and live to talk about it.
It was, perhaps unsurprisingly, one of the first lessons I learned both as a player and as a DM. It doesn't matter what you try to achieve or how prepared you are, you'll never be completely ready for all the stupid shit people wanna do and no one feels that pain more than the guy who's responsible for keeping them alive. Hence, the only way we can get someone to play any kind of healer is to stack them with more loot or face an early grave.

[The.Nasty.]

You literally can’t avoid combat with a Barbarian… I remember my DM trying to talk me out of attacking a giant hand that was sticking out of the ground…

I ignored all his pleas, struck the hand, it turned out to be a small part of a dark god, and I was immediately turned into a statue.

My group carried me around in the bag of holding and made fun of me for like 3 sessions.

[Jamfullife]

I'm playing a peace cleric right now and my DM was so happy about it, but what he didn't realize is that my cleric considers death the ultimate peace

[WingComTheLion]

"But DM, I promise I won't build a nuke...

Just a mass soul-sucking device to power the magic items I want to craft."

[Kitten_Mother]

Today I learned that my dad used to play D&D! He gave me all 8 of his books (he used to have 3 time that much but someone stole them 😒) and one of them is a collector item. He even has leveled a couple characters to IMMORTAL! His favorite is a minotaur named Torath. I love my dad, I hope to learn about dnd from him when he can teach me.

[Deadpool-rirq]

The "you're attacking how many times now?" got me because it's so true fighter is underrated