Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones Pitch Meeting

Step inside the pitch meeting that led to Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones!

Attack of the Clones had the difficult task of proving that The Phantom Menace was a fluke and that the prequel trilogy was still a super good idea. If you ask most people, it failed pretty hard at that. The movie brought us Hayden Christensen as an Anakin Skywalker in his late teenage years, transformed from a tiny little pod-racing enthusiast into a creepy guy that stares at women for far too long and whines about everything. George Lucas also put the pedal to the metal in terms of CGI, using some in virtually every single shot. The movie also raises a ton of questions… like why was Anakin assigned to protect Padme when there were so many qualified Jedi just sitting around? What exactly does she even see in him? Why does Yoda walk into a fight with a cane and suddenly bounce around like a pinball?

To answer all these questions and more, step inside the pitch meeting that led to Attack of the Clones! It’s super easy, barely an inconvenience!

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Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace Pitch Meeting

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[THEGOFER]

"She didn't understand the job description because She did great"...😂😂😂

[KainzMusic]

"Tell me more about this Sifo-Dyas"
"No!"
"Oh, okay!"

[Real_MisterSir]

Padme: "You are a lot younger than me, and you're a Jedi while I am in the senate. I am not interested in this"
Anakin: "I hate sand"
Padme: "I will carry your children!"

[bluefalconssuck]

Padme: "You killed _Younglings..._ I don't know you anymore".

Anikin: "What?... When I slaughtered that entire village 8 months ago, it was a panty-dropper".

[UdyKumra]

“That is how women talk.”
“Oh I’m glad you said that cause I’ve never spoken to a real one so I took a wild guess.”

[noahgreene]

"The dark side was clouded"
"What was clouding it?"
"The dark side"
"Uhm-"

[ItsTheGuy]

Padme: "I'm not into you"
Anakin: "Uh... well I just like killed a bunch of Women and children"
Padme: "Killing a bunch of Women and Children is Tight!"

[justcallmeSheriff]

And when the Jedi archives couldn't identify a weapon, Obi Wan takes it to his friend who owns a Space-Waffle House.

[Nate-Dog]

"Wait an assassin hired an assassin?"

"Yeah the assassin hired an assassin to assassinate somebody then followed the assassin to supervise the assassination then assassinated the assassin when the assassination went wrong."

"OK, I'm pretty sure that doesn't make sense but you said the word assassin so much that I'm all thrown off and I'm just going to go with it."

[cmalone]

“Yeah Darth Vader is a real horn-dog” 🤣🤣 that’s hilarious

[josiahreynolds]

“A bike speeder thing, huh. Is that going to look cool?”
“No, it’s going to look like someone in a Walmart parking lot hit the gas too hard on their scooter.”
I cried with laughter when he said that 😂🤣

[StarWarsTheory]

lmao "murder worms"
"oh thank you kitty cat"

[GuardianKyle]

"So then this big kitty cat monster is gonna swipe at Padme."
"Oh what happens to her."
"Well her tight shirt turns into a tight crop top."
"Oh thank you kitty cat."

[tooley_tx]

“Dissing sand and touching skin is TIGHT!” OMG I’m dying!!

[sandras]

"oh a bike speeder thing huh? is that gonna look cool?"
"no, it's gonna look like somebody in a wallmart parking lot that hit the gas too hard on their scooter"
*shows image from the movie of an old man on a scooter with his cape flying behind him*
omg i'm crying!!

[jagothegamer]

*Padme Logic*
"We can't do this, your a jedi!"
"What if I told you I just slaughtered not just the men but the women and children too?"
"Oh my! Take me now!"

*3 years later*
"Obi-Wan said you... killed younglings! Tell me that's not true!"
"Bruh."

[joshg]

"Let me read the other comments to make sure I'm not the 100th person to quote that Sifo-Dias joke."
"No."

[JT_Channel]

Describing Episode II Anakin as the "Irresponsible pervy one with incomplete training" was absolute perfection

[valkyriepilot]

Binge watching Pitch Meetings is easy... barely an inconvenience

[mc_gaming]

"I guess she didn't understand her job description, cause she did great!" XD