Everything Wrong With Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones Part 1

Well, this movie sure had some sins. Damn.

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[janruudschutrups]

"Anni, you'll always be that little boy I met on Tatooine."
So let's have kids together. XD

[ZayaVII]

the midochlorian is the power house of the cell

[theoobs]

In the first movie, there was a line.
"The recently elected queen"
It's a democracy but they have power once elected and called queen

[shoelaceturtle]

obi wan: WHO SENT YOU PROBE
probe: I'm working for Zam working for Jango Fett working for Count Dooku working for darth sidious
obi wan: what?

[benstafford]

The only person who consistently delivered throughout the prequels was John Williams.

[orion]

The fact that the Jedi couldn’t detect the dark side uprising right under their noses was a main point of the series. That’s why mace windy told Yoda that he thought it was time to tell the senate that their power to use the force has diminished.

[FrogSpatula]

First time I saw this with my dad (on DVD), we skipped through every single Padme/ Anakin romance scene because they were so embarrassingly written they made our skin crawl

[slimjim]

Jedi have the ability to “force fall” or in other words, just fall really slow because of awesome wacky space magic.

[Orlafis]

Fun Facts:
Count Dooku in Brazil is Dookan, because Dooku sounds like "Do Cu" which means "from the ass"
Master Sifo Dias in Brazil is Master Zaifo Vias, because Sifo Dias sounds like "Se fodias" which means "someone who used to fuck himself"

[WERTYUIO]

10:44

Someone has confused Clone Troopers with Storm Troopers

The difference??

The first can kill a Jedi Master while the second can be killed by my grandma and cant hit a whale three feets away

[lorderik]

"The force" is literally the Star Wars equivalent of "BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!!"

[somerandomcommenter]

Palpatine was the senator of naboo. Then, when he was made chancellor, padme took over as senator and some one else was made queen.

[kfizzledizzle]

I love how "cuz it sounds like you want to f**k me with your lightsaber." was the 69th sin.

[alanbear]

Jedi mind trick: "You want to go home and rethink your life." Obi-wan says that to someone he feels has made poor life choices with no guidance on making better ones. How do we know that when he rethinks his life he won't decide "Ya know, the slave trade is where the REAL money is!'?

[kingcrimson]

1:00 Sins Yoda for saying the dark side clouds everything
1:04 Sins Yoda and the Jedi Masters for not sensing Sidious is Palpatine

[theRealPlaidRabbit]

It's coarse, rough, irritating, and it gets everywhere -- just like all the dialogue in this movie.

[Wolf]

Actually, there's no royal bloodline on Naboo, the monarch is elected. They have terms in office and can only be elected for two terms, so it's pretty much in no way a monarchy at all. The only difference is the Naboo have a tradition of electing teenage girls as Queen for some stupid reason, otherwise she's just a regular elected leader. When Padme's term ran out, she was made the Senator from Naboo by the Queen who came after her.

[jacobtasker]

10:46 Stromtroopers are NOT Fett clones. Well some are, but due to The age acceleration, The Clone Wars and a revolt, there aren't many left.

[otmgi]

There is also a very subtle Jedi Mind trick in The Phantom Menace. The scene with Boss-Noss in the Gungan city. You can see Qui Gon gesture his hand when discussing the "Life Debt" Jar Jar owes him...

[rickjohnson]

You forgot to mention the absolute whopper sin of "It's one of the finest clone armies we've ever produced"----how many more armies are out there?