How Zoology Disproves Noahs Flood

This is part of a series of videos explaining how different fields of study refute the Noachian deluge. This fifth episode deals with the numerous issues associated with assembling all the animals that have ever lived and holding them in a stone age box for a year.
Cited studies include the Massive collaborative analysis of the Molecular Phylogeny of Carnivora:
a Molecular Phylogeny of Living Primates,
a site depicting the lack of genetic diveristy in cheetahs,
and a slightly uncomfortable study of the evolution of human head lice from chimpanzee body lice, and human pubic lice from gorilla lice.
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[wiilover]

Grown adults believing in this in 2023 is so sad and pathetic.

[flipadavis]

The craziest part of the story of Noah is the part where a grown man in 2017 has to stand there and explain to other grownups why this story isn't true.

[chezshirecat]

I got into an argument with my mother for not wanting my son to go to a Christian school that believes in creationism. To me, you can’t teach science correctly if you only believe we have been here for 6 thousand years.

[robertwood]

When I was a child, my grandmother (devout Roman Catholic) would literally hit me with whatever was within reach if I questioned anything about the flood. Questions 6yo me asked: “where did they put the dinosaurs?” “How did they feed the animals?” “Why did Noah leave all those people to die?” And, because I live up north and mosquitoes are the state bird- “why did he bring mosquitoes?”. These were normally answered with punishment.

Another question that was either ignored or not elaborated on was “if there was only Adam and Eve, then their kids would’ve married each other?”.

I spent a lot of time sitting in a corner. 🤷‍♂️

[teo]

When you’re a wizard, but also an attorney....

[billschwarz]

It is easier to fool Someone than to convince them they have been fooled. Mark Twain

[AliceSpeltRight]

A year on a wooden boat with 2, 000 species of termites

[msk]

Aaron's knowledge of zoology and his ability to recall all their scientific names so effortlessly is mesmerizing to watch

[rag.animations]

The sad thing is, people who NEED to watch this don't watch this.

[RSAgility]

Let’s not forget the thousands of years of knowledge and books from ancient civilizations the religious authority burned, hid, destroyed, or altered to continue believing in a fairy tale. Really depressing

[shrillmousetd]

I hate Noah for bringing 2 mosquitoes in his Ark

[taebeebee]

first saw this video in 2017 as a devout christian and ended the video as an atheist. i am now currently in my last year of my undergraduate zoology

[effyoo]

"They would have died of methane poisoning in a few days" lmao Noah got farted to death

[lizardchosimbastedanko]

This dude looks like he can take you to the past to prove a point.

[LostKohai]

Dude looks like he ate Penn and Teller, Genghis Kahn, and an Attorney in one sitting.

It's beautiful.

[Lancefh_ENV]

Fun fact: Koalas are so dumb that they can't tell the Eucalyptus leaves are food if it isn't on the tree when it wants to eat. Even if Noah had the leaves, the Koalas would still starve.

[Odood]

When Genghis Khan’s most fearsome warrior gets sent to the future and gets to pursue his interests in zoology

[pandawolf]

The Noah's Ark in Kentucky is suing over flood damage.

Edit: Not a joke, look it up

[rasarmusic]

Everyone: Unicorns don’t exist.

Rhinos: *Am I a joke to you?*

[LeeMaiden]

The Penguins were very pissed they had to walk all the way from Antarctica to get on a boat.