Noah's Ark (part 1 of 2)

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[avakaphy]

I can't believe I used to be a bible literalist this is one of the videos that deconverted me

[isidoreaerys]

I love how this Noah character is clearly an inhumanly wise genius and even then this is impossible

[MGL]

"A year in wooden boat with 4000 species of termites on board" slayed me :D

[sjl]

As an exasperated zoologist of 40 years, I approve of this message.

[andrewspencer]

4, 000 species of termites on a wooden boat.Yes I see your problem Noah.

[sennosoeki]

Why did they need to take any animals at all? It literally took God one day to make them all in the first place. (Gen 1:24-31) Was it really too tall an order to make them again? Or did God just think it would be funny to put that pressure on Noah?

[wolfumz]

the idea of Noah making a little helmet for a male praying mantis makes me laugh every time

[Supadawg]

“I can’t believe they got here from Central America.”
“Central WHERE?!”
“Anywayssss”

[bensadikin]

" You just have to million ants "

[nzdgdbk]

I cannot begin to imagine how many hours of actual research went into this. This video needs at least 5 million views.

[shealupkes]

and of all things he forgot the fucking unicorns

[TzarTVR]

almost 9 years later and this is still comedy platinum

[FearMonarch]

I remember in the church services I was dragged to how "merciful" god was for letting Noah do all this...I dont think merciful is the word I would use XD

[reesercliff]

"I think I'll become the worlds first anti-Semite" HAHAHAHAHA

[adamaces]

If God eradicated sin during Noah’s flood then why did Jesus come? God either: (a) did not know his plan was going to fail (in which case he is not omniscient or infallible) or (b) he knew it would fail, he would have to send Jesus, and yet he chose to kill all those people anyway. If Jesus really does quell sin then why didn’t God just send him sooner to supplant the flood? If the flood plan worked then Noah’s flood negates any necessity for Jesus’ magic sin cloak. The Christian doctrine fails on innumerable levels.

[scottland]

It's so crazy to me that Santa Claus can't exist because the presents wouldn't fit on his sleigh but grown ass adults accept the story that literally every single species of animal hung out on a boat for half a year.

[Call_Me_Echelon]

"We live in an age where a freakin wheel barrel is a piece of high tech equipment. So how do you suggest that we make a cold area?"

[BricMayco]

4000 types of termites on a wooden boat.. lol

[devontaykang]

Please tell me he has done one in the tower of Babel. If he hasn't, plus one this comment

[wheredidsadiego]

“Listen, genius; we live in an age where a friggin wheelbarrow is a piece of high tech equipment! So how do you suggest we make a cold area?!” Favorite line in this whole thing; love it.