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[JoULove]

You say curse, but little do you know the Andromeda galaxy is renowned for their excellent beer and lively pub culture

[labcoatgorilla]

Those spell books are color coded for what color the corpse is after the battle

[Sir.Alonne]

The wizard that whips out one of those is either gonna cast level one firebolt or great old one's slinkification beam, no in between.

[SomedudeonYouTubeB]

I'd be the wizard who pulls out one of those bad boys, and when I do well, let's just say you're about to find out why they call me Cricky Nuts™️

[ConstantChaos]

The more beat-up the book the more you should fear the wizard

[blufyres]

“Conformus Normus!” - The opposing wizard that just cursed to you appeal to every single stereotype and societal expectation for you, for the rest of your life.

[Leeloo-Foxx]

its all fun and games until you hear power word; scrunch

[hamzamotara]

LOOK, I HAVE A BUDGET. AND THE SPELLS WERE ON DISCOUNT. HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT "FORCE AUTODEFENESTRATE" WOULD DO?!

[orb]

Testicular Cancer casters always acting tough right until a wizard casts
MEND
BUTTCRACK

[cosmicriptid]

Pizza yeeting is an excellent headcanon. Makes the most sense as a buisness model. Fits perfectly in that world.

[mr-mr-]

The mages guild refuses to let met write spells like Spinal Shrunch, Transmute Blood to High Fructose Corn Syrup, and Eerectile Multifunction in guild approve scrolls. I have to make due with Magemart notebooks okay?

[SirMeow]

Malchezar's piercing prostate bomb made me spit my food out😭

[ezrabaeza]

The idea of an incredibly powerful and versatile wizard with one spell book per school of magic that’s just a colored composition notebook and is also like the age and height of a ninth grader is genius

[ApolloHypnosQueerestGods]

The first one shows why honey nut crunch was originally a black market spell before it was a delicious cereal

[cvernon]

The pizza-floo delivery network is honestly genius.

[billyvillacis]

Ned's Declassified War Crime Spell Guide.

[CaptainObliviousV]

I always hated those notebooks, I preferred spiral bound, but every class in elementary school mandated that you had to use THESE notebooks.

[Umbral_Vestige]

instead of casting vicious mockery I cast traumatic diary entry

[KanyeNorth]

The wizard with those spellbooks goes home and fireballs her hamster

[KTheStruggler]

Opens composition notebook "POWER WORD: SKWELCH"