A Wizard Tumblr Post

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[younscrafter]

I have seen this post elsewhere and it was followed by someone discussing the implications of the fact that the wizard was at the store but his car was not

[greggersonny]

it doesnt even spawn the car, it just makes it beep so he knows where it is in the parking lot

[noahbaden]

I think people don't have enough whimsy in their lives. These people exist, and they're PhD engineers.

[Aspen_Foxx]

“Wizards are just men with glitter in their pockets” -edalyn clawthorn

[therustybucket]

What, you’ve never heard of “Conjure Car”? Material component: 10 big ones, wrench, tires, and mechanic’s soul.

[carpet]

Reasons he did not teleport

Reason .1 he likes hona acourd
Reason .2 he can only bring thing 2 himself
Reason .3 thats the only spell he knows
Reason .4 he left his car at home
Reason .5 he put his car in a povket dimensoin

[hobosorcerer]

We are real, thank you very much. The particle effects are the cigarette smoke.

[ApolloHypnosQueerestGods]

People have expanded on this post, BUT why question the wizard? Why judge his car choice?
Follow the words of Jesus:
'I do not speak of my own Accord'

[Qardo]

Bold to assume a Wizard has to wear a robe and pointy hat. Naw. They just have to wear clothing that is comfortable. Be more likely seeing a Wizard wearing an old Hawaiian shirt, cheap sunglasses, cargo shorts, and flip-flops (evil wizards wear socks with their flipflops). Then, doing all the crazy magic stuff.

Cause let me tell you. Already have a Wizard from past D&D adventures that led to him wearing just that. He is retired in Hawaii. Owns Pineapple Plantation and a Casino...only way he can gamble. Cause he is banned from other casinos, lol.

[leannequillan]

They do exist, they're scientists and engineers

[ConstantChaos]

You need to know the location to cast teleportation spells and they get taxing over distances, summoning magic is much easier, summoning the car is definitely the MP friendly move, also damage to summoned objects and creatures tends to be reversed once the summoning ends.... so like thats definitely better than insurance and paying for gas

[LucariosayzHi]

ACCIO HONDA ACCORD!
"You have been arrested for breaking the statue of Secrecy."

[hannahbrown]

The continuation of this post that sticks with me them discussing that this implies its easier to someone his car and drive than it is to teleport.

[TTLunar]

I wish we had the rest of this oost cause its so funny

[valkyriav]

You can set up a Siri shortcut where you summon your Tesla with a chant like that. Science makes magic real!

[jdgfshdjfkakahdkshfhdjdh]

be the change you want to see in the world

[boblecat]

I will be doing this in real life someday even if I am not a wizard

[Tristen_French_Horn]

Great idea!
EDIT: I might buy a Honda accord just to do this😂😂😂

[meadowofstars]

youd be surprised how plausible this is in real life. minus the car just appearing.

though that might change soon with self driving cars

[thelittlewitch]

Well, Tesla said their car can something like that...