Two New Portal Games? ...But Does Valve HATE Us?! - The Know

We've got 2 new Portal games coming... sort of... but they're... well... does Valve hate us or what?

Written By: Ashley Jenkins
Hosted By: Ashley Jenkins and Meg Turney

[sciguystfm]

Ashley and Meg are absolutely fantastic together! Why don't they do videos like this more often?

[Emanon]

Lol. At lest Valve's still making games.




Just not the ones you want.

[Nick-yxxd]

This isn't funny Valve. Learn how to count to 3.

[thatoneguy]

Maybe valves taking so long to make portal 3 because they're making Half Team Left for Dota Portal 3. The game were you buy your favorite figures so you can fight with them, but you'll buy them all because you need them to get secret collectibles!

[saurussy]

2:27 someone *PLEASE* make a gif of Meg and send it to me

[MonsterTeegs]

Valve trying to count to three:


Two.... DUHH PINBALL!!"
*smoke grenade*

[MrTermanati]

Are people actually mad about this?  The pinball game is obviously aimed for the  people who like pinball games, and Zen was lucky enough to get the license for Portal.  They made a TT Walking Dead Pinball game last year.  I think that people are trying to read between the lines when there's nothing there.  Valve's not "teasing" us and there's no conspiracy behind it.  Valve can do whatever they want, whenever they want.  They aren't oblidged to do ar make anything.  People need to stop looking controversy when there is none.

[QUReacher]

Yeah, this is definitely a click bait title. Sorry, but I agree with what the Funhaus guys said: If Valve hadn't done the Skyrim mods, we wouldn't be jumping down their throats right now. We'd grumble about Greenlight and its pile of shit, but continue praising Gaben and saying PC Master Race left and right.

Just because Valve licensed Portal to be used in a pinball and Lego game... who cares? No one's complaining about Star Wars doing it because there's a new movie coming up. FFS, I doubt Valve did almost anything with either of these games. More likely than not, they just got paid to hand over some assets and let the other studios do their thing.

[wtfbomb]

I'm literally wondering if this is Valve's revenge for us shutting down the paid mods thing..

[ShadyRedSniper]

Actually, I think I'll be more excited to see Bethesda count to 4 (hint, hint), than Valve finally count to three.

[CellHead]

VALVE LEARNS TO COUNT TO THR- oh wait... okay, never mind...

[pricemac]

Portal 3... I'd rather have Half-Life 3.

[ModernSpartan]

Valve doesn't hate us, they just don't feel like making one. Valve Employee's work ethic is really open: they can decide when to start and/or move on to another project. So most likely the employees don't want to make the game we want, basically making it appear as if they hate us when in reality it's Valve's infrastructure that hates us. They don't have due dates or start dates; The employees decide.

[patricktakada]

I would fucking love if Valve dropped Half Life 4 just to fuck with Half Life 3-ers

[UntrainableWizard]

"Something, something in the know. Heart you."
Ah yes. Megs well known line from The Know.

[JohnSkelley]

They need to make a coop game where Gordon Freeman runs in to Chell after she leaves Aperture Science and work together to save the world. Glados could have transferred Caroline to the portal gun or the friendship cube to be her sidekick.

[MrLostLink]

We're throwing our money at Valve, but they're just like Meh and walks away...

[lukeclarke]

Half life 3
Portal 3
Left 4 Dead 3
Team Fortress 3
Dota 3
Day of Defeat 2
Counter Strike: Global offense (they don't need to change anything)
The valve box

[HGShurtugal]

since Valve has a monopoly on pc gaming they can do what ever they want

[jskthefork]

*Valve goes to E3*
*Shows a big "3" on screen*
*Crowd cheers*
*"3 NEW STEAM FEATURES!"*


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