There You Are

On September 13th, 2012, Valve received another mysterious crate from WETA Workshop. Inside was a full-scale, articulated Portal turret, complete with a motion sensor. Once again, WETA Workshop's gone far, far beyond our expectations to deliver something truly amazing. Thank you, WETA Workshop!

[loraxthegrey]

One of them wears a Black Mesa shirt. He is going to be the robot's first target

[monotonescreaming]

I can't believe they missed the chance to load nerf darts into that thing. Imagine coming across this in the employee waiting room on April fools day.

[Bwabel]

“We shoot the whole bullet. Thats 65% more bullet, per bullet.”

[Psyopcyclops]

How can a turret have so much charm and personality? I’ve played so many games where even humans don’t have a fraction of the personality. Such a great character.

[zombiehead]

Valve now has the best security system, a sentry gun and a turret.

[yusuf_kizilkaya]

does it also freak out when you take it off the ground?

[kutlaykizil]

I need a full scale companion cube for quarantine reasons, thanks in advance

[Lunarcreeper]

imagine breaking & entering into valve's headquarters and hearing "target aquired" after turning a corner.

[heededshadow]

*Me, sneaking into Valve HQ.*
Turret: “Target acquired-“
Me: “... Indeed-“
*Two minutes later.*
Turret: “Please put me down.”
Me, walking out with turret in arms: “Never.”

[lord_egg]

Imagine trying to steal something from a bank and you just hear from the corner: There you are.

[crashomega]

I can’t believe Cave sent Valve a real sentry. He must have really enjoyed playing the games based his company Aperture Science

[jaxideus]

So this is were all the their budget for portal 3 went

[sergiobarros]

The Turret is the most sweet enemy in all gaming history.

[owenmajor]

2012
"Is there anyone there?"
2019
"There you are."

[IvBolan]

Why did YT show me this video from 11 years ago?


…Doesn’t matter. I like it!

[TheHappyKamper]

Turret: "Target acquired"
Me: "That's cute"
**Laptop showing turret is actually acquiring targets**
Me: "Oh, shit"

[Awfulfeature]

“That’s 65% more bullet, per bullet.”

[Electrovicane]

why cant normal people have nice things like these?

[wafflestoyou]

As a new zealander can confirm weta works shop = very cool

[blackmumba]

*Playing portal*
*walks past turret*
“Hello, I’m different”
*heart melts*