Mini Portal Gun

every desk should have one

---- Video by Hoolopee -----

---- Based on the game "Portal" by Valve -----

Portal is a 2007 puzzle-platform game developed and published by Valve. It was released in a bundle, The Orange Box, for Windows, Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3, and has been since ported to other systems, including Mac OS X, Linux, and Android (via Nvidia Shield).

Portal consists primarily of a series of puzzles that must be solved by teleporting the player's character and simple objects using "the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device", a device that can create inter-spatial portals between two flat planes. The player-character, Chell, is challenged and taunted by an artificial intelligence named GLaDOS (Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System) to complete each puzzle in the Aperture Science Enrichment Center using the portal gun with the promise of receiving cake when all the puzzles are completed. The game's unique physics allows kinetic energy to be retained through portals, requiring creative use of portals to maneuver through the test chambers. This gameplay element is based on a similar concept from the game Narbacular Drop; many of the team members from the DigiPen Institute of Technology who worked on Narbacular Drop were hired by Valve for the creation of Portal, making it a spiritual successor to the game.

[themrmcnuggett]

Why is no one mentioning how *good* his aim is? He gets the piss in the toilet bowl immediately and keeps it there! Damn good show

[TheYagich]

Do not look at the operational end of the device. Do not submerge the device in liquid, even partially. Don't make lemonade.
YOU BROKE ALL OF THOSE RULES

[efetanyildiz]

GLaDOS : Do not look directly at the operational end of The Device
Also GLaDOS : Do not submerge The Device in liquid, even partially

Hoolopee : Im'a pretend like I did not hear that

[frankbloxjacob]

0:56 When you watched too much Horror Videos and you cant even use the bathroom because its dark and is located downstairs

[coolstylebro]

0:57 Man, that is some *serious* aim right there!

[amazingmrpig]

The most mind blowing thing about this is how fast that coffee maker was

[nootify]

0:27

*"Do not submerge the device in liquid, even partially"*

[pollux.]

“Do not look at the operational end of the device.”

[MentosCubing]

This is really, really well-edited.

Edit: all you guys that have replied saying it's not edited are absolute comedy geniuses. Nobody else thought of your very original and unique joke.

[desmondschneider]

You even imported the sound properly! The fire sounds for blue and orange are unique to the color, and you also noticed that! Nice!

[waluigicultmember]

I'm throwing money at the screen but it's not doing anything

[thewolfstu]

Portal Gun Warnings: "Do not expose to liquids"
This guy: "It's free real estate!"

[redsoldier]

Question:








Can we teleport a bread with it?

[Zynith]

0:41 this is my new definition of pain

[DannyJT]

0:30 "Do not submerge the device in liquid, even *partially*"

[sabahmedkour]

This game is my pure childhood no matter if it seems so morbid melancholic and empty it nostalgically reminds me of the good memories of the period when I was happy in my life...

[randomphonevideos]

0:55 literally the main reason I want a portal gun.

[firesauce]

0:38 I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?!?!??!

[SparkBag]

"Do not submerge the device in liquid, even partially"

[Demomanflower]

*pees perfectly through portal into toilet*
"Snipin is a good job mate"