Casually Explained: First Dates

drawing from like all my experience
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[treehousesmotors]

Girl: "my parents aren't home"
*brain working overtime trying to figure out the correct response*
Me: "dont worry, they'll come back"

[saduftw]

"You're possibly better than a vacant time slot"

Right on

[panlis]

Me: Wanna go out on a date?
Her: Sure, where?
Me: I don't know. I never thought I would get this far

[itriggerpeople]

"You better have plenty of alcohol planned because your current personality isn't cutting it"

*Okay, now I just feel personally attacked*

[adampandit]

First date? Bold of you to assume I got that far

[TierZoo]

I will never not pause a CE video to read every list

also "here's my youtube channel" has never worked for me

[Konztinental]

For those folks thinking of asking their crush out, just ask her out and get a No already.

[antoineazo]

Step one : find a girl you like.
Step two : learn that she likes you too.
Step three : be happy for ten seconds.
Step four : go mad because you're stressed.
Step five : never call her again.
Good day folks.

[JesusHChrist]

I used the "I only date dimes" joke, and she looked dead into my eyes and said "so, what's your YouTube channel called?"

[HyakuniYakumo]

"Don't call him daddy.
Call them Father."
This needs to go on a T-shirt.

[TrashmanCZ]

"Be yourself"
That´s the exact reason why nobody likes me.

[alexmertens]

The drunk Lego thing reminded me of when I convinced a tinder date to watch the entire Bionicle 2 movie with me.

[purplemonkeyelephant]

Girls: "Why isn't he making a move" Guys: "I don't have a clue what's doing on" is everything I am.

[AnonW]

Girl: Why isn't he making a move???
Me: When am I supposed to make a move???

[williamteng]

“The worst she can say is no right”

Her: “No”, then proceeds to screenshot, send in every one of her group chats, then blocks you

[ChefNikuman]

Her: "Do you want to come in for coffee?"
Me: "Oh it's really late and coffee will keep me up all night, thanks anyway!"
*15 years later*
Me: a minute."

[darkbvb]

I absolutely love how you seem so proud of that dime joke

[rikupv]

2:16 You can tell he was so proud of the pick up line because he couldn't stop smiling afterwards😂😂

[themoosee]

0:28 "You either get a yes or a no"
Litterally everyone i ask out: Ew

[Umayrica]

_”Don’t call them daddy, call them father”_

Imagine someone doing that, *just imagine*