Casually Explained: Red Flags

White and Red Flag: Disappears for January without a trace, comes back in February expecting you to pretend nothing happened.
Find me here!

[coolesocke]

If she invites you to her home and there is a Soviet Union flag on the wall. That’s a big red flag.

[sylver]

"They have the same last name as you"
Married people:"Oh no"

[fiskedunser]

If she's into geography and tests your knowledge by asking you what China's flag would look like without the stars, that's a red flag.

[lyricalcarpenter]

“Whoever is nice to you, but not nice to the waiter, is not a nice person.”

-Sign on the wall in Jimmy John’s

[AmesiesCorner]

""If your attracted to girls still in high school a great way to get over that is to talk to one of them."
Gold..

[djblaze]

“Or they’re a Russian spy, which is hot.”

[nho]

"Is she toxic?"


Yeah again you really can't tell, maybe she was just acting.

[razvanefros]

I like how he placed incest lower than being rude to waiters

[robrick]

My girlfriend's red flag wouldn't bother me if it didn't have a swastika on it.

[peonya]

Realizes I’m into high schoolers- starts sweating
Remembers that I’m a high schooler too- oh yeah

[Poison]

Guys and girls, IF you don’t like their friends, DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT get attached to them, you are who you walk with, she’s exactly like her friends. I had to learn this the hard way.

[everettburdett]

The minesweeper image he showed actually has a possible outcome that the one in the middle is safe

[MinZilla]

If they have big ussr, china or vietnam flags on their walls, that's a few red flags

[ChumperDumper]

My girlfriend sent me this video and then said to "Talk to me when you understand." That'd be a red flag right?

[burnininhell]

Started seeing a woman who, after about two weeks of seeing her, called me absolutely hysterical. I met her in a parking lot where she informed me that not only was she actually still living with her 'ex' but she is also now pregnant with his child.
She then dumped me to give him a shot at fatherhood.
THEN she came to me to tell me all the horrible ways he mistreated her.

I don't talk to her anymore.

[growingoaks]

"If you find yourself attracted to girls in high school, a great way to get over that is to talk to one of them" LMAO this killed me. i work at a fast food place with a bunch of high schoolers so by this, is the joke that they're annoying and immature af?

[michaelthomas]

"When you look at someone through Rose colored glasses, all red flags just look like flags." BJH

[NoSkates]

If someone finds me attractive, that's a major red flag.

[VaughanRoderick]

Missing some big ones:
Has a high paying job, doesn't eat much if ever and asks you for money regularly, they're a Crackhead
Lives in the same house as their ex, claims their just a friend, you can't come over.
Tries to pressure you into stuff you have ethical problems with.
Demands to have access to your phone.
Won't leave when asked.
Follows you literally everywhere. Work, friends, family, etc. Will wait outside until you're done.
Blows up your phone if you don't answer immediately.
Insists that you are cheating when you know that you're not.
Acts in spite.

There's more, I've dated some really fucked up people and have some great examples. I've also dated some great people in which I was the problem in the relationship. You live, you hopefully learn.

[wtfzalgo]

Casually explained: "after meeting a lot of new people..."
Me, an introvert: "you guys are meeting people?!"