Casually Explained: Alcohol

[kaffohrt]

"Finally reached legal age" "alcohol is expensive". Germans : visible confusion

[thijmendemooij]

Best drunk quote of me: "wow youre so beatiful" "shit im seeing double" "youre double as beautiful"

[TheRealBigYang]

I've been on the level 11 a few times, and trust me, the teleport is real.

[ignacio]

Anyone else got that, “you my homies for life” speech?

[lakshitdagar]

If aliens ever came to earth these videos would be a good starting point for them.

[fabiansavona]

I always drink water between my drinks, russian water

[kekzealot]

Alcohol: I am the most popular socially acceptable drug
Coffee: You're so cute
Sugar: Adorable

[ghshrksidhc]

Also alcohol is a great solvent! It dissolves marriages, friendships, families - like it did with mine! :DDD

[madytube]

Also starting at level 8.5 you magically have injuries that you have no idea about of how they happened

[corysmith]

level 10-11 teleport to new locations. It's so true though.

[MisterSkaa]

My school administration is actively trying to destroy the party scene, but at the same time the dining halls serve hashbrowns until 2pm on Saturdays. They’re sending some real mixed signals here

[DonnHowes]

Alcohol and cigarettes addiction actually destroyed my life. I could remember several years ago after divorce with my wife which brought me into my disastrous journey on Alcohol and cigarettes. I suffered severe depression and mental disorder. Got diagnosed with cptsd. Not until a friend recommended me to psilocybin mushrooms treatment. Psilocybin treatment saved my life honestly. 8 years totally clean. Much respect to mother nature the great magic shrooms.

[pjosullivan]

According to chemistry alcohol is a solution

[ryanjaybriones]

"You teleport to new locations" that made my day hahahaha

[fwdio]

The most drunk I've ever been was when I was 17 and I drank a whole bottle of Ouzo (A greek type of alcohol) which was 57% vol. I just woke up in the bath tub the next day

[aspectoftheyeti]

“Drink more water”

*Accidentally drinks cup of Vodka*

[SadotTheGamer]

I had to quit drinking because I kept teleporting into vaginas that weren't my girlfriend's.

[hippieslacker]

spent 10 years at 9.5-11 teleporting from vomit pile to vomit pile. 12 years sober, and i couldn't be more boring!

[illeatthat]

Everyone gangsta till they look at themselves in the bathroom mirror; THAT is when you know how drunk you are

[gracedalton]

If you drink 14 shots of vodka at once you magically teleport to the ER and time travel 4 1/2 hours into the future.