What It's Like To WAKE UP As A NECRON After 60 MILLION YEARS - The Waking Of High Cryptek Valnyr

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[mikhael]

This sounds like me waking up on a monday

[Warlord_Gruktak_Rukrak]

sounds like your typical 5 hour sleep experience

[diabloviii]

So it's like waking up from a hangover trying to remember last night only amplified by like a million because you're trying to remember your entire life

[Alza.art]

Necrons when they yawn

But the writer is like: “they hold their hand to their mouth as excess air was expelled from the death mask. This is a habit the necron seemingly hasn’t forsaken since their time as flesh and blood. A deafening groan emitted from their vocal transmitter. Alerting the canoptek creatures to their aid.”

[angelmartin]

Falling asleep at 5, and waking up at 7 not knowing if it’s PM or AM

[HACKERZ-xi]

And then there's Trazyn who would probably breakdancing upon jumping out of his tomb.

[AZIONG]

That sounds like a special kind of torment having no lungs, but needing to breathe, or being aware of your heart no longer beating. Phantom limb syndrome is a real thing and it's horrible too, but just imagine that with your whole damn BODY.

[johnclement]

Necron lord : *wakes*

Necron lord : *EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVERLOAD*

Necron lord : welp back to normal, wakey wakey boyos.

[jaranobano]

i wonder if necrons can still feel affection, even without souls. i know they can “feel” disdain and hate, so i suppose love is also on the table

[helmaksi]

Thinking about being a necron is the most chilling experience i've had relating to 40k

[NoNameTaken]

In the grim dark future there can only be waking up on a Monday everyday...

[GrizzTheGrand]

I honestly never looked to far into necron lore, only that they were one of the most powerful beings in the galaxy way back when. But I didn't know they had male and female necrons. I will now go and watch a bunch of lore videos on necrons.

[tumee]

The pain of discomfort in their eyes that they can't scratch must be the height of maddening excruciation

[_newts_in_a_costume]

I'd probably immediately blare spooky scary skeletons

[no_one-]

This is how I feel when I wake up completely entangled in my bedsheets.

[yammt]

"WHY ARE ALL THESE DAMNED TEENAGERS IN MY
- Necrons

[angry_rooster]

Waking up after that after school nap be like:

[TheTimelyTurtle]

This is what it's like to wake up on a Necron tomb world after 60 million years:

"Hi, Cryptek'"

The end.

[A_Stereotypical_Heretic]

Poor guys... And gal. They're going to have to side with the empire if anything is to get resolved.

[malachaiuys]

when you have an exam the next day and you can only afford to sleep for 2 hours, can't mentally sleep then have to force yourself to wake up, even getting up before the alarm goes off..