The Problem With Atheists

Why would anyone want to be an atheist? Catholics are way cooler than atheists.

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[MichaelSmith-ubpd]

I honestly can't tell if this guy is joking... and that's f*ing terrifying

[EnXess]

Words cannot describe how much I love these

[adamonis]

Lol I know people who are actually like this

[Ben-]

Sorry, I don't know if this is satire or not.

[SteveShives]

@ajushi10 I'm simultaneously flattered and disappointed that you felt the need to ask.

[SteveShives]

@TheFeltbegone How could I have forgotten?! I love doing those things!

[SteveShives]

@PrecambrianLullaby Fuck! You got me! Okay, I admit it. That's also my actual hair. Hence the hat in all my other videos.

[mattyc]

This is probably the best thing you've done yet. Awesome.

[SteveShives]

@ajushi10 Oh, yes. Jan Crouch. I know her well. I used to have a voyeuristic fascination with TBN, watched it all the time. It often made me feel sorry for Christians I knew personally, who were not nearly as insane as their representatives on TBN and The 700 Club, etc.

[beautifulaxe]

I can't believe how many people think this is real... oh, wait, yes I can. If non-religious people are so much smarter, they sure aren't showing it here. lol As a Catholic not a fan of Michael Voris; I appreciate the attempt at parody. The beginning is good.

[ONESPECIES]

Mr Whirly, a slight correction. We Atheist do not only smoke drugs. We like edible and injectable ones too. :-)

[SteveShives]

@ttopperr Like all ultra-conservative Catholics, Michael Whirly is a slave to the beat.

[Desher]

wow, i am amazed at the accuracy of your description of me.

[Gliesef]

I think that it's a about bloody time that we bring back THE INQUISITION! Let's all get the comfy chairs ready. :p

[joeedangerously]

I just noticed this. You're doing the sign of the Crucifix wrong. The Catholics end on the right side and not the left. What you're doing is the Orthodox sign of the Crucifix. My family is Greek Orthodox. We end on our hearts (left) and the Catholics do the opposite.

[KevinLounsberry]

@stevelikes2curse I knew it. No one could have such beautiful, natural looking natural hair.

[Ermac]

This series of parodies is so goddamn funny. YHWH would laugh his nuts off watching this series.

[PaulBennettPrescott]

Is this supposed to be funny? Because most everything you said was true. Perhaps your humor is weak.

[ManilaBarista]

@stevelikes2curse Your hairpiece is way too better than the other guy's

[ONESPECIES]

@zEropoint68 that will "Kick" hard....