EVERY South Park SONG RANKED from WORST to BEST

Who would have thought South Park would have so many great songs? Me. I would have thought that

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Chapters:
Intro 0:00-2:59
C Tier 2:59- 20:49
B Tier 20:49-40:06
A Tier 40:06-1:03:01
S Tier 1:03:01- 1:21:33
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[nateeeeeee]

"I tried to call the police, but even the authorities are minorities at my water park" is one of the hardest lines in the show

[SanjaSleipnir]

Trey has no business being fluent in Japanese, funny as hell and a musical genius, that man has it all

[JalebJay]

La Resistance is definitely a type of song where if you love musicals it hits so much better. Medleys of all of the stories intertwining just shows how well written all of the songs were throughout the show.

[JetsFittedUp]

Kennys dad having a photo of him on his helmet instead of the star because he's fighting for his dead son is heartbreaking. </3

[F_N_Inquisitor]

To be specific, the Ballad of Lemmywinx is a parody of the animated Hobbit Movie from the 70s, the movie has a singing bard narrator with a voice that sounds EXACTLY like the vocals in Lemmywinx

[namecomingsoon]

One of the greatest moments of south park was the anniversary concert where Matt sang “Lets Fighting Love” and pointed the mic to the crowd and everyone yelled “PROTECT MY BALLS!”

[clash_king]

Glad that even though it wasn’t included in the list, you gave Eric cartman’s poker face cover the respect it deserves

[LevelLifestyle]

Fun fact- Brian Boitano still uses his Southpark version as his profile picture on Twitter

[RockyGems]

The fact that Chocolate Salty Balls reached #1 in the UK is actually incredibly in-character, British radio absolutely loves playing silly stuff like that!

[Nemi.Ginger]

I have a soft spot for Make Bullying Kill itself. The way Cartman jumps in, full on cross dressing and singing about his “vajayjay” never fails to crack me up

[spencershaw]

The “Crab People” chant is beyond S-Tier.

[jemo]

Fun fact about the main theme song. When first presented it was believed to be too slow to fit into the intro time-limit. They sped it up and used it. The ending is the main theme’s music at the original speed.

[Eddietheteddie]

Honestly, the hot topic song is good because of how hilarious it is as a parody of goth music. They are very on point

[Freakphone]

Personally, I think that Push/Feeling Good on a Wednesday is one of the best. It's unlike anything I've heard on the show, and the double meaning of "and now we push" being a call to action for solidarity but also just Randy writing all of his songs on the toilet is both great musically and absolutely hilarious. The wholesome yet nonsensical ending made this for me. Also, Butters dancing to it in his tutu is just perfect.

[wormwoodcocktail]

🎧 *Songs:*
👍 _C Tier_
4:55 Burn Down Hot Topic
5:36 The Imagination Song
6:10 Work, Sl-t
6:47 Turds
7:17 A Witch Pursuit Thing
8:14 Super Fun Time
8:46 Faith in Christ
9:28 Hippetus Hoppitus
10:03 Cheesy Poofs advertising jingle
10:29 Rebecca’s Song
11:08 Shelley, Shelley
11:54 Stinky Britches
12:13 My Future Self n’ Me
12:51 French Canada
13:36 Locked Up in Here
14:23 We Can Live Together
15:03 People Now
15:45 Jewelry Polka
16:35 Living in the Future
17:08 Canada on Strike
17:42 Cigarettes All Hidey-Lidey Day
18:20 Bike Parde
18:51 Timmy (feat. The Lords of the Underworld)
19:52 Now You’re A Man

✨ _B Tier_
21:07 I’ve Got A Ring (On My Finger)
21:48 You Gotta Do (What You Wanna Do)
22:24 The _Princess Kenny_ theme song
22:52 Wendy’s audition song
23:34 Cafeteria Fraiche
24:00 Waitin’ On a Woman
24:45 I Can Change
25:24 Getting Gay With Kids + Getting Gay With Kids (Reprise)
26:19 Put That Heart to Work
26:54 A Lonely Jew (On Christmas)
27:30 Push
27:48 Hell Isn’t Good
28:25 Worldwide Privacy Tour
29:02 Taco Flavoured Kisses + Ben, You Are So Perfect
29:38 Sea People (And Me!)
30:06 Why Can’t I Be Like Other Kids?
30:48 Fightin’ Round the World
31:19 Sexual Harassment Panda
32:01 Jesus, Baby
33:08 Vote or Die
33:51 Love Gravy (feat. Elton John)
34:38 Uncle F-cker
34:52 _Chinpokemon_ theme song
35:35 The Ballad of James Cameron
36:09 Lake Tardicaca Hula Girl
36:37 Where Has My Country Gone?
37:26 A Chorus of Wieners
38:04 I Love You (Social Distancing)
38:44 You and C’Thulu
39:26 Merry F-cking Christmas

⭐️ _A Tier_
40:21 My Robot Friend
40:51 The Yelper’s Special
41:36 Mr. Hanky, the Christmas Poo
42:17 Hot Lava
42:44 We Missed You, Randy
43:39 Poo Choo Train
44:37 Strong Woman
45:00 Make Bullying Kill Itself
45:51 The Ballad of Tweek and Craig
46:29 The Prostitute Song
47:08 Christmas Time in Hell
47:47 Unfulfilled
48:38 Loo Loo Loo (I’ve Got Some Apples)
48:58 Give Life a Try (Eric, We Don’t Want You To Die)
49:37 Make It Right
50:11 I’ve Got Something in My Front Pocket (For You)
50:43 My Girl Ain’t No Hobbit
51:33 It’s Easy, Mmkay
52:25 Faith + 1 Medley
53:02 Somalian Pirates, We
53:22 I’m a Little Bit Country
54:16 I’m Gonna Make Love To You, Woman
54:56 Fingerbang
55:27 Work, Mexican, Work
56:19 Chocolate Salty Balls
57:24 I’m Super! (Thanks for Asking!)
58:22 Joseph Smith
59:21 The Ballad of Lemmiwinks
1:00:03 Put It Down (If You’re President)
1:01:07 Mountain Town + Mountain Town (Reprise)
1:02:12 Simultaneous

🏆 _S Tier_
1:03:17 Driedel
1:04:39 It’s Butters!
1:04:58 Safe Space
1:06:00 What Would Brian Boitano Do?
1:07:31 The Circle of Poo
1:08:47 The _South Park_ opening theme
1:09:11 Jackin’ It (In San Diego)
1:10:25 Got to Have a Montage
1:11:31 Blame Canada
1:12:42 Minorities (At my Water Park)
1:13:49 Gay Fish
1:14:52 Up There
1:16:07 Let’s Fighting Love
1:17:03 Kyle’s Mom
1:18:20 La Resistance
1:21:03 Crab People

*Edit:* Where is “Let’s Come Together as a School”? And “Beef and Lamb, Chicken and Ham”?

[benjaminnowack]

Hippitus Hoppitus is one of my favorite moments in that episode. It's set to the tune of "Here Comes Peter Cottontail" The joke just works so well.

[justsomeguy]

People forget the movie was literally their last hurrah as the show was getting cancelled so they went all in which is why the music init is phenomenal it’s genuinely one of the best musicals around as the songs are top notch

[RFGfotografie]

I find it intersting how Chocolate Salty Balls is still played on the Dutch radio stations when we have a top 500 of wrong hour and/or the 90's. It's the only South Park song that is heared by millions each year and it's so good :P

[fab.]

I'm so glad there's people out there who rate La Resistance as one of the best South Park songs. I love a lot of them, but the way parts from the other movie songs (which are already bangers by themselves) to form one song is honestly so impressive. It's a song I always go back and listen to

[Tanekoshima]

Burn down hot topic is basically a stereotypical goth rock song, I showed this back in the day to a friend who's into goth culture and she cracked up, even at something so simple and mostly just background filler lol