A Hobbit Tumblr Post

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[brandondavidson]

The Hobbit book is why Hobbits can be thieves or "burglars" in the LOTR MMO. Actually I think that's their signature class, hobbits are a lot sneakier than they even know they are sometimes.

[mondenkindqueen]

That’s because Bilbo is dealing with the worst thing imaginable: uninvited guests.

[duukm]

I do feel like the reason why hobbits are seen as harmless is not because they’re not capable of being dangerous, it’s just that (most) hobbits are naturally perfectly content spending their lives just eating, and being merry.
And they live remote so they’re not often bothered, but if they are then they can defend themselves

[caridadchang]

The Dwarves: we hired a thief
Bilbo: I AM NO THIEF
also Bilbo: manages to steal the hardest things to steal in the franchise

[burpingcricket]

I think professor Tolkien makes it very clear that one of the most dangerous things you can do is come between a hobbit and their peace.

[IcarussArtss]

Bilbo has a history going from a nice proper hobbit to the scariest person in the room. Bilbo jumpscare haunted my dreams

[jonathanshaver]

Random lore fact semi-remembered - Golf exists in Middle Earth. Because a hobbit, one of the Tooks (Pippin's lineage) got involved in a battle with the goblin king imbul. He hit the goblin king SO hard with his wooden club that he decapitated the goblin king.... and the head went flying down a rabbit hole.

[Dr._is_sleepy]

The scouring of the Shire proved why Hobbits are lethal

[imogenreynolds]

Getting so much Hobbit and LoTR content from this channel all of a sudden and I am NOT complaining

[gardnerhill]

Hobbits are short, hairy-footed, round-bodied creatures who live in holes in the ground and love eating. ...So are wolverines. And honey badgers.

[vincentcampbell]

"I swear to god- I *JUST* sat down."

[Shyraton]

Casual reminder that hobbits in the lotr universe are conically the most dangerous employers of guerrilla warfare of the setting.

[DavidJones-blgu]

Your right that is the look of “who is the dead person at my door?” XD

[svahn]

Paraphrasing from the "Concerning Hobbits" foreword; "The reason Hobbits love their food and comforts so much is because, if they have to, they can live without it."

They are often mentioned to be way more resilient and hardy than people expect them to be. That's why the Scouring of the Shire ended as well as it did. (I might be wrong about where that qoute came from but it is in one of the books)

[AtomixTiger]

If you want to see a bloodthirsty hobbit, force one to fast.

[solacehealer]

Shoutout to the Took who killed the goblin king and invented golf simultaneously… don’t threaten halflings.

[bloodraven]

Well the reason for Bilbo's change in expression in the second meme can be explained very easily: Sackville-Baggins.

[Arcanedisaster]

There's a reason everyone leaves Hobbit's alone. A reason that need not be repeated. That, even though long forgotten, it is etched in to the instincts of all races of middle earth. You don't bother a hobbit while it is eating and a hobbit is always eating.

[snakeson]

A Hobbit had an assist in slaying the Witch King. Those little guys are deadly.

[coopergriggs]

The best part is that look of murder was directed at people from his village. He couldn’t have known the dwarfs were coming he needed that vacation