His brain was hit by a particle beam...

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[bestusernameever]

For those wondering what happened to him:
Bugorski survived, completed his PhD, and continued working as a particle physicist. There was virtually no damage to his intellectual capacity, but the fatigue of mental work increased markedly. Bugorski completely lost hearing in the left ear, replaced by a form of tinnitus. The left half of his face was paralysed due to the destruction of nerves. He was able to function well, except for occasional complex partial seizures and rare tonic-clonic seizures. He's still alive today. [Wikipedia]

[CommendedMoth]

"apologies sir, a thousand suns is not covered by your insurance".

[littleladlarry]

Dude literally went blind and was like "well shit rough day at the office"

[xChitenshi]

"he knew he was in serious trouble"

> goes about his day as if nothing happened

[NaudVanDalen]

> Gets hit by particle beam
> Continues working
> Goes home
> Finally sees a doctor

[Matt..S]

-gets blinded
-continues to write down report
-goes home
-returns to duty
-doesn't complain

Jeff Bezos porn script

[Gryphon-]

Literally survived being sniped by the smallest bullet possible. Amazing.

[Microwaved_]

The best part is that he outlived the damn particle accelerator.

[HCG]

The universe is cruel for not giving him superpowers

[TheBigTopaz]

“Something’s wrong with our Death Ray, I’m standing right in it and I’m not dead yet”

[Gamethegame-A]

-gets hit by particle beam
-doesn’t care
-doesn’t elaborate further🗿

[keiyakins]

technically sticking your head in a particle accelerator has a 100% survival rate.

[prod.arcsyne]

*Gets blasted by 2000 suns*

The report: quantum actuators are working as normal. Will continue to monitor.

[sloideh]

"I saw a thousand suns and was blinded... anyway back to my report."

[LuckyCharms]

Insurance company: _”A thousand suns you say? Hmm, sounds like an act of God. Your claim is denied.”_

[logicalmisery]

Particle beam went directly through the part of the brain responsible for the sense of urgency

[chee.rah.monurB]

My dude, you CAN NOT be that calm after being on the receiving end of a sci-fi death ray.

[marklohebany]

bro is the apotheosis of male mentality 💀💀💀
he literally almost went blind and died, but still decided to thug it out

[Gidinam]

Bro got so lucky that protons don't deposit most of their radiation until they're about to stop. His head was too soft

[CesarHernandez-wdpz]

- Comes early.
- Stuffs head in particle accelerator.
- Gets blasted by a particle beam.
- Finish his calculations.
- Outlives his accelerator.
- Proceeds not to elaborate further.

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