the smallest brain ever

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[Fspoke_]

"doctor, my leg hurts"
*"best i can do is brain surgery"*

[phvgr]

So you’re telling me even someone without a brain achieved more than me

[masksilencer]

He may have the smallest brain but he is smarter than 90% of Twitter users💀

[purpleplays]

Bro can still function better than most Twitter, tiktok and Reddit users

Edit: forgot one more: Discord Mods

[rjindian]

"He has a job, a wife, kids without a brain yet you can't pull any bit-"

[SillyLilDawg]

Man got a whole wife and kids with 75% of his head filled with water and i’m still struggling to figure out social cues😭

[MacElMasMancoDeTodos]

*"Dumb is who does dumb things"*

_-Forest Gump_

[emirolmez]

“GUYS LOOK! ZOMBIES ARE HERE NOW! QUICK HI-“

that guy: “nah ill be safe”

[Northwood]

"you might be a little brain dead"

Me at a exam: uhhh shshshdhshchdhdbdhdhdd

[ijebbejakn]

Alternative title: brainless man, still smarter than 90% of twitter users

[Sindollxx]

My severely disabled brother Matt had Hydrocephalus, Cerebral Palsy, and Holoprosencephaly. He was a spastic quadriplegic, and was only born with 2 cm of his brain stem, the rest of his head was filled with cerebral spinal fluid. Doctors put 2 shunts, one on each side of his head. It pumped his head to a more natural size over time.
When he was first born. his head weighed more than his body. Doctors thought he was both blind & deaf, and said he'd not live to be a year old.
As a toddler, I discovered he wasn't blind or deaf. I was putting away a load of stuffed animals I had been playing with in the living room and Matty started absolutely cracking up. Because I would pick one up and run to my room, repeat. The motion of me running back and forth just tickled his funny bone.
Matt had over 20 operations in his lifetime, including 2 full body casts.
Doctors tried to hide CT scan results from my mom when he was a kid/ young teen. Mom grabbed the envelope of them when they were out of the room, and discovered that one of his shunts had broken off in his head and had grown into his brain tissue. If he were to hit his head somehow the wrong way, he could die instantly.
Matt had to eat mostly via feeding tube because as he grew, his neurological system changed, and when he swallowed it started going into his lungs. My mom had to insert a tube into his nose directly to his stomach, eventually they finally put a G-tube which was on his tummy and went directly into his stomach.
Matt was so awesome. He ADORED ME, and crushed over my female friends, and he would puff up and act tough around guys, even adopt a deeper tone to his voice.
He couldn't speak normally, but on occasion he would say words randomly and surprise everyone.
Matty passed away unexpectedly on Jan.31, 2007. It was the most difficult thing I've ever been through, and I miss him everyday.
He's finally free of his bodily prison and I hope he is able to enjoy his afterlife able to do all he couldn't in his lifetime.
I'm grateful for the time I had with him, I believe he made me a better person just by knowing him.

[BA-pugm]

Doctor: "As you can see, he has no brain"
This guy: "Turns out, you don't need one"

[cooliodiablo]

To people that are confused. He isn’t missing any of his brain. The ventricles in the middle are just swollen with a lot more water than a normal person has. Which caused the outer portion of his brain to be smushed. His whole brain is still intact though, which allows him to survive pretty normally.

[codexll.]

I haven't seen this guy in so long, now I come to appreciate how nice this guy voice is

[Skeletor_irl]

“You’re like the smartest dumb guy I’ve ever met”

[le]

"Hey doc, my leg hurts"
"OK, this looks like a no-brainer..."

[Samantha_Xryle]

Zombie: let's eat that man
Zombie: nvm he have no brain

[jeremyaxel]

“This man takes brainless to a whole new level”

*inserts a picture of human megamind*

[mikhailgorbachevsovietunion]

wonder how that conversation went:

"what's up, doc'?"
"mate we took a ct scan of your brain and it's fucking hollow"

[gamingdoge]

"this man takes brainless to a whole nother level"

twitter users: challenge accepted