Which 1000CC Motorcycle is Right For You? (Squid Test)

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Best Beginner **Sport** Gear:

Best Beginner **Dual Sport/ADV** Gear:

Best Beginner **Retro/Classic** Gear:

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FAQ:

What should my first bike be? A Turbo Hayabusa.

Very funny, no seriously. What should I get? A TURBO BUSA.

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[lucaokino]

alternative tittle: Top 7 beginner motorcycles

[Cyberdyne_research]

Fun fact: the H2 is not on this list because it’s not a motorcycle… it’s a rocket ship.

[umbrellasecurityforces]

It has been YEARS and I still laugh my ass off every time he brings up the turbo Busas.

[DrLFV]

The maniacal, turbo busa-fueled diatribe at the end is brilliant. Thanks Yam.

[potoinomoto]

Haven’t heard papa yams this hyped in a while. Bravo!

[LARGO]

I would love a Gixxer thou. Unfortunately, I just can't find the right riding gear combo. You'd think that Suzuki dealers would sell the $1400.00 Arai helmet, wife beater tank top, khaki shorts and flip flops as a set...

[Cthooligan]

As a new owner of a Kawasaki Z H2 SE, I feel the supercharger bros are woefully underrepresented on this list

[LibertyEver]

The niche comedy writing for these videos is sublime. I always enjoy videos with Spite, Whitney and Josh, but Yammie's ecclectic humor never fails to get a couple of good hearty laughs from me... the kind that prevent cancer. Thank you papa Yam.

[grinningdemonz]

I wonder how many S1000 RR's and Gixxer's obliterated Yammie to get him so triggered on these bikes

[TuneUpandDown]

For me personally the bmw s1000rr is so perfect to drive that you have a feeling you can catch a rossi on it.. it's just an germen engineering at it's best..so good, so balanced, powerfull, full of options, so perfect..but the favorite liter bike i had was an 2013 honda cbr fireblade it's the time the technology was taking over yet the only option it had was to make a cross with your hands before going..but i loved and i still do the ktm superduke 1390r it's next level so wild so agressive to the point you laugh out your fear..

[jefmatttab]

I am 62 and my weapon of choice is 2014 FZ1. I am very much satisfied with this. If I want more it can be up tuned.

[chrisgoblin]

A friend of mine's Dad has recently sold his GXSR and replaced it with a MV F4. Possibly the most beautiful bike I've seen in person.

[joeninja]

You can tell how excited he was to full send the turbo busa meme at the end.
The moment I saw #1 was the busa I expected greatness from Yams and I was not disappointed.

[dovahsween]

Ahhh, a remnant of simpler times, a taste of nostalgia, a moments respite in trouble times. Thanks Papa Yam for a good ole List Video.

[mikeg]

The ending is the reason why I keep watching your videos. Thank you for that.

[tjcmoto]

I guess I’m less of a squid that I thought with my Kawasaki ZX10R. Now my girlfriend can stop calling me Kyle.

[KovLexGaming]

not gonna lie... nailed me perfectly for the s1000rr m package lol- 4 months with it, so far still enjoying it

[seeulrwaynekerr]

The R1 for the discerning gentleman at super cheapy cheapy cost is the FZ1. Incredibly fast, but also incredibly comfy!

[LegendaryX]

11:14 that sound is the h2r comming from behind in 2 gear

[ROrneli]

Rider with track time and several long distance trips.

Best over 1k bikes you can own if you ste not obsessed with track bikes:

Ninja 1000
Concours 14.
Zx14
Hayabusa
Yamaha FJR .
Kawasaki H1 s(the touring one)
Kawasaki Z1 (naked version)

All these bikes are fast enough and comfortable to ride for hours