Crochet Condom Beanie Hat Pattern - Novelty Gift

Imagine a novelty gift that borders that fine line of crochet and is outrageous. I saw Bernat Plush yarn in my collection this morning, and I thought, "Gee, that would be a cool condom hat!" I know... who in the hell thinks of that? This is Just the Tip Crochet Beanie for Adults.

As a global platform, this may be inappropriate for all ages, but safe sex should be automatic. I can visualize this as a prank gift. It crochets quickly with a large group hook, and it's only one ball of yarn. Safe sex should always be encouraged.

VIDEO CHAPTERS
0:00 Start
0:01 Pattern Overview
0:33 Beginning
1:49 Rnd 1
4:20 Rnd 2
5:48 Rnds 3 to 5
6:16 Rnd 6
6:39 Rnd 7
7:38 Rnd 8
8:01 Rnd 9
8:14 Rnd 10
8:58 Rnd 11
9:19 Rnds 12 and 13
9:28 Rnd 14
10:25 Rnds 15 to 27
10:59 Rnd 28 - Last Round

#crochet #crochethat #novelty

This video is closed-captioned for the deaf and hard-of-hearing communities. The captioning is also available in multiple languages such as Spanish, French, German, Italian and Portuguese. The written pattern is only available in English.

PATTERN DETAILS
Project Level: Easy
Project Size: Average Adult
Pattern Gauge: 7 sc and 10 rows
Designer: Mikey, Michael Sellick
Stitch Multiple is not applicable.
Hook Size on Pattern: 10 mm / N/15
Yarn In Pattern: Bernat Plush
For Teaching Purposes: I am showing same hook and yarn.
Please use the pattern for details on yarn quantities, gauge and other details not listed here.

PATTERN DATE OF DOWNLOAD PDF
November 12, 2024
This pattern may have been updated since the creation of this tutorial and the information or presentation of the printable PDF may have been changed without notice.

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VIDEO CHAPTERS
0:00 Start
0:01 Pattern Overview
0:33 Beginning
1:49 Rnd 1
4:20 Rnd 2
5:48 Rnds 3 to 5
6:16 Rnd 6
6:39 Rnd 7
7:38 Rnd 8
8:01 Rnd 9
8:14 Rnd 10
8:58 Rnd 11
9:19 Rnds 12 and 13
9:28 Rnd 14
10:25 Rnds 15 to 27
10:59 Rnd 28 - Last Round

#crochet #crochethat #novelty

[kimarnold]

Love the hat! Hhh. Thanks for the lesson on finishing a project with thicker yarn. That’s always a tricky thing for me.

[tiffanyjack]

Lmao! This is so funny! I can totally see this as a white elephant gift.

[ByHookorbyNeedles]

You know, you could get away with telling people its a baby bottle teat, lol. Love it.

[alberteje]

This is hilarious and awesome.. Totally making this sometime

[camillescreations]

Love this! Wondering what music you're going to use for the short for this. Safety Dance? 😂

[sandraanderson]

Love it! Hold onto your knickers! That wind is brutal! 💨

[susannichols]

You naughty boy!!! I love it and all that you do!

[sherrybee]

Yer killing me! First good laugh of the day

[karlaburkett]

Thanks for the laugh Mikey I needed it watch out for the PC police😂

[Crocheter]

I have to be completely honest when I first saw this I thought baby bottle it took me a couple of seconds to face palm.

[VirginiaPendleton-yw]

Lol that is so cute. 😅 or call it ancient Asian or turk