Can You Speedrun Cookie Clicker without Clicking the Cookie?

Can you speedrun Cookie Clicker Without Clicking the cookie? It turns out yes you can! Welcome to the true never click challenge ladies and gents! The goal is simple can you make a million cookies without ever clicking the cookie! I recently discovered the amazing speedrun of @EazySpeezy as he beat this challenge but then I realised that by exploiting the challenge and giving myself a huge advantage I could do better. Today we are going to be going into the future to trigger the Christmas event early allowing me to bypass the slow necessary start of waiting for two perfect golden cookies. This advantage of an extra 5 min start allows us to crush the speedrun eazy speezy did in "I decided to speedrun Cookie Clicker in the worst way possible". After all he is an objectively better speedrunner than I so my only advantage is to bend the rules a bit! Such is the british way so lets try to get a speedrun world record!

What you have seen here today is part of a fantastic perfectly balanced series on youtube where I go from game to game and break them with wacky exploits to gain things like unlimited gold. If you enjoyed this then be sure to check out more. The style is similar to RT game and callmekevin in parts. A large influence on this series has come from Valefisk and The Killian Experience.

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title: Can You Speedrun Cookie Clicker without Clicking the Cookie?

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[EazySpeezy]

I should've known that santa was the answer

[iPxLRRY]

imagine accidentally clicking on the cookie when hitting the golden cookie

[thespiffingbrit]

*Welcome to cookie clicker without the clicker part... oh god what have I done.*

[Jaysthudandblunder]

If you actually break it down we have just watched a man NOT playing a game that is NOT really a game and no doubt enjoyed it. Spiff is a blinking genius guv'nor!

[ShagaPhilalitheia]

Omg, the grandmas.
Not gonna lie, I was waiting for the "Oh beans" moment when you missed the first reindeer or accidentally clicked a cookie.

[StormflameMW]

"without clicking" - Is this really Spiff?!
Over 90% of Spiffs exploits rely on him clicking faster than the game can handle.
This must be an impostor!

[hxmdall]

*insert narrator voice* And a rivalry has been born between EazySpeezy and The Spiffing Brit

[PhilChilled]

We need those cookies for that perfectly balanced tea!!

[Cypherthegreatest]

I wasted too much time on this game, if I only knew!!!
Thank you for blessing us yet again Spiff

[lucaslennan]

7:53 the momentary terror I felt was unmatched.

[marshmallowman]

Now combine that with the "Hardcore" achievement, which requires you to bake a billion cookies without buying any upgrades

[ComicalRealm]

"I remember back in high school, everyone in my class would always have cookie clicker on in the background when at the library computers. Little did we know it was actually a cosmic horror story about the evils of hypercapitalism.
" - Cookie Monster

[leonardsalt]

"It's not quite Dream level of luck, I could have jumped into cheat engine" daaaamn, shots fired my dude

[OlaftheGreat]

I named my first strange rocket launcher in TF2 "Cookie Clicker". It has a gingerbread skin and the description reads "Just like Grandma used to make them."

And unintentionally, in the spirit of this Christmas run, I wrapped it in Christmas lights.

[MeisterKleisterHeisstEr]

This is like one of those "Can You Beat Elden Ring Without Attacking?" videos but with Spiffing Brit's charm, soothing voice, and great editing. 👀

[MichaelJones-wjmo]

I had a vision:
This Santa exploit breaks the playing field so much, that everyone agrees it can only be done on Christmas Day, and each December 25th the YouTube algorithm is overwhelmed by Santa cookie clicker

[tangeld]

"No one really knows how you can grow cookies from plants"
That's right, as wonderful as their tea is, the British unfortunately felt the need to balance the scales and created meat cookies for the rest of the world.

[NotTheLastSoL]

Congrats on placing 12th on the holiday true neverclick cookie clicker leaderboards! I always knew you had it in ya Spiff.

[thatguyintherain]

I'm convinced that Spiff could exploit himself into ruling the world. As long as my tea rations dont get cut, I welcome our future British Overlord.

[MrJkenney]

Spif, you know you kill it every time. But I really have to give it to the editor. Who else could make a nearly 13 minute video about not clicking on cookie clicker, that I actually find entertaining?