I 100%'d Cookie Clicker. It Ruined My Life.

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Today, I'm starting on a 350 hour journey that no sane man should ever have to do and 100%ing Cookie Clicker. That's every single Cookie Clicker Achievment. Oh boy. The Cookie Clicker Experience is more than I could've ever handled.

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[SeanieDew]

War Thunder is a highly detailed vehicle combat game containing over 2, 500 playable tanks, aircraft, and ships spanning over 100 years of development. Immerse yourself completely in dynamic battles with an unparalleled combination of realism and approachability.

[sabarathore]

I love how quick cookie clicker can go from "13 THOUSAND COOKIES LET'S GOOOO" to "Aww man! I only made 26 trillion cookies with that golden, useless."

[hawk]

Fun fact: this game is one of the only games where some professionals do not count an auto clicker as cheating!

[WannaComment]

Imagine being the mother of the cookie clicker protagonist when he reincarnates on his final ascension. The doctor is like "congratulations, it's a-" and before he can even finish his sentence the entire universe and all parallel universes amalgamate into one apocalyptic cookiescape where time and space has no meaning. You helplessly look on as your baby tends crops, manipulates banks, dragons and even gods, breaks reality itself, clones himself, performs dark rituals and then sacrifices every last thing in this twisted world of his own creation to somehow produce more cookies then there are atoms in the observable universe in less then 10 seconds. Then he mutters "....still not enough" and blinks out of existence to try again in another reality. Now try and tell me that cookie clicker isn't actually a lovecraftian horror game.

[hoot_]

I did some math for you seanie! This is absolutely ridiculous. I have a box of cookies from the supermarket to represent the cookies in your bakery. Each cookie is 3.5 inches in diameter or 8.9cm and weighs about 50 grams, containing 25% chocolate chunk.

The highest number in your bakery, seen at 1:09:31 is 5.511 trevigintillion, or 5.511x10^72 cookies.

- Total mass of collection: 2.755x10^71kg
- Mass of the sun: 1.989x10^30kg
- cookies: 1.26x10^42 solar masses (tredecillion)

- mass of Sagittarius A*, the black hole at center of our galaxy: 4.3 million solar masses, or 8.54x10^36 kg
- cookies: 3.23x10^34 black hole masses needed

- largest black hole known to man: Gaia-BH3, about 2000 light years away. Mass: ~30 billion solar masses
- cookies: 4.62x10^30 ultramassive black holes *sweats*

- most dense objects in the universe are neutron stars, at an average of 4x10^17 kg/m3
- if a neutron star was the size of one cookie, it weighs about 1.89x10^13 kg, or 18.9 trillion
- if a neutron star were to be as massive as this cookie collection, it would need to be 54778.5 km in radius
- largest neutron star known to man: PSR J0952-0607, located about 3000 light years away, 2.35 solar masses, or 4.67x10^30 kg

- number of atoms in the universe? Maybe possibly around 10^80 a number that seems close to our number of cookies, but at this big of a scale, this is a *very huge* difference. Sorry buddy but you didn't turn all the atoms into cookies. *yet*

I even double checked my math! You need to use wolfram alpha to calculate numbers this huge

[jestierabbit]

I kinda love that the game repeatedly tells you “it’s time to stop playing” at the top of the screen

[insomniacnerd]

It’s crazy how insane it feels and then I’m like ‘IT’S ONLY HALFWAY THROUGH THE VIDEO?!’

[Dragoon]

I thought I warned people not to play this...
I respect the grind though

[emmaseiler]

My favorite part of games where the person trying to 100% goes insane is how near they end they start to tie it into some sort of philosophy to justify their time spent doing essentially nothing

[TowerCrisis]

I gotta be honest, I had ZERO clue that cookie clicker was such an in depth game.

[micky]

We got this game banned at our highschool because someone fried their Chromebook playing it for 14 days straight. He never closed it and used an oscillating fan to keep his mouse active at night, just kept the the laptop on the charger the entire time.

[mothinamoth]

"miner grandmas.. isnt that what Colleen Ballinger calls 15 year olds?"
I cant 😭

[ly_lh]

The fact you could've saved so much time and effort by using a simple auto clicker but you DIDN'T is both insanely respectable and insanely concerning

[dawn_h]

This game had a permanent browser tab open for 2 and a half years before I 100% it with all achievements. The last few months was just getting all the buildings to level 10. Was a huge relief when I could finally close that tab...

[nategreat]

Whenever I watch someone play cookie clicker it always plays out like this, "uh, hey guys I found this random game, it's called cookie clicker *20 minutes later* COOKIES ARE LIFE! COOKIES ARE OUR GODS! COOKIES ARE THE EVERY SINGLE ATOM THAT MAKES UP THIS UNIVERSE"

[a_random_tire]

My brother plays for at least 1 hour a day and has been doing this for 3 years. He has 800 sextillion cookies. He refuses to do anything to improve and won't buy the elder covenant.

[purplehaze]

This game is so much more unhinged than I thought it would be. The amount of absurdity stacked on top of an idle game where you click on a baked good is almost beyond belief.

[playlikepig]

I like how Seanie's pronunciation of numbers get more and more horrendous the larger they get

[strifera]

For anyone foolish enough to attempt this. The browser version lets you have multiple tabs up for hunting for rare spawns. Cuts the work for some of the harder achievements down significantly.

[Yuki]

I’m starting to feel concerned about seans sanity with all those 100%s 😭