I decided to speedrun Cookie Clicker in the worst way possible

In Cookie Clicker, you normally want to just click on a cookie. That's pretty much the game. However, in this speedrun don't click the cookie at all. Yes, we are speedrunning Cookie Clicker's True Neverclick achievement and it is as painful as it sounds.

Edited by: @TheSuitedBird

My channel generally focuses on a more casual side of speedruns. With these videos I want to show off cool speedruns, explain how they work, and entertain. Hopefully you enjoy the content and maybe even take up speedrunning yourself, because it is truly a lot of fun!

#EazySpeezy #CookieClicker #Speedrun

[xxfillex]

Fun fact: after each golden cookie outcome, there is an additional 80% chance that the same outcome won't be repeated, in effect usually alternating between frenzy and lucky. Therefore if you want to increase your chances the best strategy is to save and reload after an outcome you want to repeat. I know this because... I am a competitive cookie clicker player...

[Awhellnawwe]

"The most famous grandma army that has ever existed"
So grandma armies exist?

[hauntedmeme]

What a cute and friendly game. I sure hope nothing strange happens when I buy the “One Mind” upgrade.

[speedyflames]

3:43 I was reeeally hoping you would say "This is where the fun begins!"

[komi-sanmustbeprotected]

This man stared for 22 minutes at an unmoving screen before the run even began in earnest

[dgdiggz]

For context: Oreo makes 1200 cookies per second. They must have so many grandmas

[heiheichan]

“Now we can get some cheap hoes, it will be beautiful.” - Eazyspeezy 2021
4:52

[jimothy]

2:31




“Give me that old woman”
Eazy, May, 2021

[SkylarGlider]

Famous Last Words "We're probably doing the worst speed run of my life"

[dot.moontoon]

“Gimme that old woman” - Eazyspeezy 2021

[JoshTheHod]

the fact that he pronounced it "nah-nah" fucking killed me

[senorlechuga]

This game is so weird, like you can get addicted to it for two weeks and binge play it until you're just fed up then get addicted like 2 years later and so on

[Wolfiyeethegranddukecerberus]

Speezy has backlit facecam, hes officially a Youtuber

[marcusferro]

Alternate Title: How cookies obliterated a mans mental health in the worst way possible

[bggamingdeluxe]

*"HE'S SPEEDRUNNING OUR CHILDHOOD"*

[novaenby]

do the all achievements speedrun - it's a guaranteed 1st place because nobody else is insane enough to do a 4 year long speedrun

[jnklee]

I wonder if he realizes how optimized the build order is for this game? It is legit crazy.

[gamesforpeople]

I love how this man can fit hour long speed runs into an 8 minute long video and it still sound smooth. My attention span is about 10 minutes so it’s perfect 👌

[melaniewaffle]

This is why I love this guy and his channel, he literally puts his sanity on the line just for our entertainment. Good Job :)

[kingcrimsonlover]

Never realized Speezy filmed in a library