Why 100% Speedrunning Cookie Clicker Is Almost Impossible

To 100% speedrun Cookie Clicker you need to complete 639 achievements, and some of them legitimately take most players years to do. This might be one of the hardest speedruns out there

Shout out to @GeoSage1137 for the inspiration to finally make this video
And for my thumbnails inspiration: @Dragoon45 and @SeanieDew

My channel generally focuses on a more casual side of speedruns. With these videos I want to show off cool speedruns, explain how they work, and entertain. Hopefully you enjoy the content and maybe even take up speedrunning yourself, because it is truly a lot of fun!

#EazySpeezy #CookieClicker #Speedrun

[EazySpeezy]

Should I attempt this speedrun next? Also check out WhiteStoneJazz's speedrun in the description if you're interested in seeing some more specific strats used for the run!

[IrregularVariety]

Dragoon spending multiple years and still not 100%ing cooking clicker yet lmao

[Senorgato]

I played this game casually and I never realized the absolute nanometer off the tip of the iceberg I took

[MrMoo.]

That guy doing the golden lump strat is nuts like ur manually checking hundreds to thousands of saves EVERY DAY for 100+ days, like that ain’t dedication thats insanity

[Dragoon]

Looks fun, What's this game called?

[trevornemeth]

The wiki for cookie clicker's stock market minigame gives better advice than actual stock market classes💀

[-Raylight]

"They say that couldn't be done. I've done nothing but play Cookie Clicker for a year" -A mad speedrunner probably

[ryanwillingham]

as someone who checks in on the mobile version from time to time (which has less features & achievements than the pc version) i don't even need to watch the video to tell you how much of a miserable speedrun that would be

[justindanielamores]

Dragoon got passed by an speedrunner poor dragoon...

[flaverkorney]

The most insane thing about this game is, that it is "just" a game about cookies, but at some point it turns into a lovecraftian horror game with themes that have you question reality and a grinding system that would even put most mmos to shame

[greysemnz]

1:31 Seeing replit in day mode is wild… but also i always cry a single tear for replit as they now have you pay to make unlimited repls…. sigh…

[snootiefruit]

i like the videos with no cam, your usual videos like this are my break from the need to feel like i’m interacting with someone. with these i just get to kick back and relax while i watch you play

[monsterslayer]

Youre the man for saying the name of the number's instead of just putting the number on the screen and saying "this number"

[Shamalama]

Bro can speed run every game at this point

[VIofCaffeine]

Someone get this man an all organic non demonic cookie

[derpyslurp]

lookas and finn i think from cookie clicker discord did a comp ruleset one year speedrun, so no save scumming or anything just farming garden resets

[Cink]

The first time I saw your channel I really looked for one video where you speedrun Cookie Clicker, but I did not find it. Now, I am glad you have done it. Thanks for the Happiness :)

[XzacharyDmesa]

As a cookie clicker expert, with ALOT of strats. You can get all achievements in either 1 week or 4 days. Also all achievements legit within a year is definitely feasible not almost impossible

[Bluuzell]

Kinda unrelated but I liked the face cam part at the end! your background shelves are really sick!

[JuneA]

As someone who did a cookie clicker 100% speedrun, this video is really funny. Also the garden achievements and the achievments all the building achievments for buildings besides the sugar lump ones are trivial, not sure why you even mentioned them, and not achivements like getting a shiny wrinkler.