What Can I Break With A Slice Of Bread?

[dragunkod]

No officer it's not a bludgeoning device, it's just my wifes baking.

[Im-Not-a-Dog]

She could open a bakery and call it "Unbreakable Bakeables"

[josephd.]

Dwarf Bread is 100% canon in the Discworld universe.

[GenStallion]

Make this a cursed item. It will fill you up, but you will also permanently lose hp until you level up. Or you could just try it with soup and soften it .

[michaelscott]

When a dwarf says they made a Pound Cake, they are _not_ joking.

[Moleman]

Dwarven bread strikes again. RIP for teeth. A quote from Terry Pratchett's book Witches Abroad, "Rock-hard, never goes stale, and is terribly sustaining. A traveller can go for miles, just knowing there's dwarf bread in their pack. A traveller can think of just about anything to eat rather than dwarf bread including their own foot and even pumpkins."

[Mogura]

i feel partial responsible for this, mentioning the breadsmithing of terry pratchetts dwarfs in the last video

[dwarvendad]

Part 2. Want to see the whole loaf? Check out my page 😂

[madmichael]

I feel the inescapable urge to mention dwarven bread from Terry Pratchett’s Discworld, made so hard it was used as weaponry in war, and so inedible that it makes your body reject the very idea of being hungry just by looking at it.

[Demolitiondude]

Bread of war. The spinoff of God of war.

[Thornac]

It's Dwarven Battle Bread!

(Discworld reference for those who don't know, and if you didn't know, then I keenly encourage you to familiarize yourself with the works of the late Sir Terry Pratchett. His works are legend, to the point it got him knighted. And the man Forged his own sword of Meteoric Iron to be knighted with.)

[Anonymousrando-uzsn]

The bread flail, a.k.a, the Braille.

[Im-Not-a-Dog]

Put a haft on it and get to smackin Goblins.
Or better yet, buy Dwarven Wife a "bread pan" thats actually a mold for a war hammer and let her bake you an unbreakable mallet.

[cornm]

This is what is called "dwarf bread" in the terms of Terry prachetts disc world series, it's comprised of gravel, mud, stone, iron etc,
It's not for eating, it's for keeping you going

[Starlordo]

“The Panera Paladin needs this mighty weapon” 😂

[roran]

Good old dwarves bread freshly baked from the Discworld

[patrickwycoff]

New weapon material? Dwarves get to forging!

[researcherchameleon]

The Barley Bruiser
The wheat wacker
Flour power
The dough of doom

[Gundanium_Wolf]

The shockwave from the impact of the bread hitting the plate was so powerful, it turned off the camera which is why the video ended there.

[gabebenson]

I see the evolution of including your wife in the dwarf videos continues with her making a traditional slice of Dwarf Battle Bread