Autistic Racist Rampage- 4chan Greentext Stories

#4chan #greentext #stories

[mixererunio]

This story has all the hallmarks of great greentext:
-crazy disjointed from society protagonist
-some strage event they take part in
-class struggle
-racism

[Gone]

a racist man who loves swimming thats now in a chase scene and scares away an innocent family by sliding down a hill like hes john wick, typical day on 4chan

[bielpr]

>Social pariah protagonist
>Autism-induced behavior
>Wacky situation
>Gratuitous racism
This has all the ingredients of a certified 4chan story. 10/10

[goatmagnum]

It's not autism. It's the brain ameobas he's collected after so much time swimming in a stagnant lake that's making him act like that.

[somerandomname]

The fact he ran out of there out of fear of being shot is the icing on the cake since that means one of the people there was black.

[GenericPhantom]

>Run into the woods
>Borderline homeless with only my small shed

Hmmmm... When is he gonna write a manifesto?

[sponge]

"Smoking won't affect my baby"

[THESLlCK]

"except my small shed"

Bro is in fact homeless

[Telados]

>We aren't racist
You will be

[alexanderstilianov]

Anon is surprisingly well-adjusted for someone living in a small shed.

[christophebedouret]

Plot twist:
He was the "gamer word"

[johntheux]

So interesting to see the chain of thoughts of someone who is actually insane...

[justwhy]

Yes this actually happend this is definitely real, every 4chan story is real

[GenericPhantom]

Honestly screaming the hard r in public is seen as something messed up which is what makes it funny.

[W-SS]

TFW the cap doesn’t even match the uniform.

[thepotatoshow]

Anon didn't take his meds that day.

[ashchaya]

This anon knows how to have a good time!

[Randomsyrianfella]

Most mentally sound and stable 4chan user

[neuronoc.]

I need someone to draw this shit in the JoJo artstyle.

[release_the_Diddy_list]

Local homeless man takes a bath and loses his mind