Anon’s Autism Is A Superpower - 4Chan Greentext Stories

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[changthunderwang]

Disclaimer: Only works if you're handsome (to her). The difference between the behaviour of a girl thirsty for you and disgusted by you is like night and day.

[MeterLP]

Dude must look 10/10 to pull this nonsense and still win

[MMYpvzh]

He has inexplicable rizz but is completely oblivious to it, seems legit.

[shakal_]

pic related because hes in a mental asylum and he dreamt it all up

[skintim]

Stories probably not real, but treat her like a celebrity and she’ll treat you like a fan

[goatmagnum]

Anon is the embodiment of that two panel comic wherein the first panel has a handsome man hittong on a woman in an office and she swoons, then in the second panel a fat ugly guy does the same thing and she calls HR.

[giggymiggins]

The most unbelievable part of this story was you filled your tank with $16.

[jonsku]

Insert that clip of a female streamer getting angry playing Witcher 3 cuz a girl keeps asking Gerald to do stuff for her with no favors in return

[noahlemay-assh]

Its moments like this where I remember that it's not my autism keeping me down it's my face

[brothercoconut]

Anon must be like 7/10 to pull this off

[TopchetoEU]

Someone has to remind anon to take his goddamn pills. It's the third time he forgets today already

[TheShizzle]

Fake or not, Venmoing some chick $50 and a dick pic after she complains about you asking her for $20 is the most gigchad shit I've heard of in a good while lmao. That's fucking classic haha

[Robot-Overlord]

Be confusingly autistic and tall.

Now you have the ability to do this.

[burritobob]

If she actually likes you plenty of “creepy” or asshole like things seem cute or “dominant”. Quite strange but it’s fun

[johnk]

Sounds like anon is a natural. Girls want to feel something, not be bored and appeased.

[kingwolfgang]

Anon doesn't realize women enjoy being treated like trash

[Kennanjk]

The 50 and dick pick might as well have been a Diamond ring.

[heidebaer]

Girls are unbelievably attracted to men who have stuff to do. My college roommate and I both noticed it, even though we're basically the opposite in height and looks. We tried to figure out how they knew when we were busy. We decided it must be like a pheromone. Whoever can perfume this 'busy smell' and bottle it is going to be richer than Warren Buffett

[trollagiota]

I like how other peoples autism gives them superpowers, mine just prevented me from having normal social skills, and gave me an unreasonable despise to people that i consider inferior or primitive, my natural way of existing is considered weird/creepy, so i have to mimic normal people's behavior and manipulate inferior minds to be treated like a normal human, but im extremely good at it for some reason.

[kneecap]

Its crazy what you can get away with when youre attractive ngl. Puberty was rough to me in the worst ways but once i turned 20, suddenly every woman wanted a piece of me and thanks to getting bullied from early ages till late teens, i did not learn how to socialize and im also incredbily autistic but that somehow gets mistaken for charisma and an "unfeeling aura" but really, i just see filters as a waste of time and ive learnt to speak my mind regardless of the room