Anon Tricks Muslim Into Hell - 4Chan Greentext Stories

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[jonsku]

Ahmed: "I'm dying Anon"


Anon: "Before you die, I just wanna let you know that those sandwiches you kept stealing from me were pork sandwiches with bacon grease and wine."

Ahmed: "What the hell man?"

Anon: "Good luck in Jahannam you work thief"

[shadethenovice]

him deliberately stealing the food and bragging about it puts him more in hell than any amount of pork or alcohol he consumes unknowingly

[GeraltofRivia]

Now anon needs to stand within his earshot and say "I'm so tired of my pork sandwiches being stolen".

[donutdude]

1. The Muslim equivalent of Hell is Jahannam.
2. Since he's committing theft without any remorse, he's already going to Hell/Jahannam.

[theonlylauri]

As said by others, it doesn't really count if he didn't know it was pork. He'll most likely vomit his guts out if he finds out, however, and the knowledge that he found pork *delicious* will haunt him for a long time. 10/10 trolling.

[sdsdfdu]

At some Anon has to burst in the office and about "who keeps stealing my pork and bacon sandwiches!?" And make sure Ahmed hears so he knows what he's been eating

[mralpha]

I like the idea that even if you don't believe in his religion, on the off chance he's right, you still take away his chances

[knami]

anon when he learns that the guy is already going to hell for stealing and not for the pork

[sandis]

Though eating pork and wine doesn't counted as sin as long as you didn't do it deliberately or doesn't know that the food you consume has that ingredients, still going to hell though because stealing that is a sin

[sun_deity_luffy]

As long as the muslim doesn't know that he's eating bacon and white wine then he wont go to hell. He wont get punished for a sin that he didn't know he committed

He will get punished for stealing tho

[somerandomname]

Bro fed his thief months on end just so he could damn him to hell.

[mfwiloseintouhoubossfights]

He should just go near some dude near ahmed and go 'somone has been stealing my pork sandwich'

And watch

[zephlodwick]

Imagine when Annon dies, he'll be wandering around Hell to see if Ahmad is there too. They meet each other and a fight breaks out. The demons stop torturing them and let it play out because it's so funny.

[Wojtek_Ch]

Fly a plane into his building.
Oh wait, no. That only works the other way.

[darrelbrown]

You should continue to narrate the replies. It's at least half the fun.

[connorperrett]

Just wait until Anon tells him. The guy will really blow up about it!

[skylinefever]

I was given a bunch of hellfire and brimstone sermons as a child, I know this stuff is a powerful mental condition.

Nice work anon, I am sure the food thief will have all kinds of paranoia.

[abdullahakhtar]

Ahmed is the type of guy who would say bismillah before drinking wine

[Hellenoturkist]

When you realize accidently eating pork without knowing is not haram

[demoral]

Would it be illegal for anon to put rat poison into his sandwich if someone later steals it and eats it? Its not like he forced the poisoned sandwich down anyone's throat.