Pennywise needs help | 4chan greentext dub

"Officer requesting backup, I have a extradimensional clown monster trapped in a novel written by a cocaine-addled lunatic."

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[DreadAnon]

Never ask a woman her age.

A man, his salary.

Or Stephen King what happens in Chapter 22 of his 1986 novel It.

[deadeye]

Rule no.1 of writing a book:

ALWAYS CHECK WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE WRITING AFTER GETTING HIGH AS A KITE

[therocketeer]

Another quote from talented author Stephen "trust me guys the child orgy scene is pivotal to the plot" King

[jarionscarlight]

When Wattpad erotic fanfiction writers are in a "writing inappropriate scene" competition and their opponent is Stephen King on drugs

[notribadsvault]

The biggest problem with Stephen King (and he’d probably agree with this) is that publishers and editors rarely tell him no.

[psychloptic]

You can always tell at what point in the course of writing a book Stephen started hitting the booger sugar especially hard

[plumdowner]

Horror novels are supposed to scare the reader, not traumatize them Steve.

[noahdavis]

For context, the friend group ran a train on the girl of the group in order to “stay bonded for life”. They were all around 10-13 at the time. This never comes back up again, nor does it show if it actually bonded them. Thanks Steven king, truly the best writer of all time

[wouju]

The horror part of „It” is realizing it was published despite the editor(s) reading this scene.

[flamingcroatan]

"I invaded this plane of existence to eat scared children's souls! NOT THIS! OFFICER PLEASE! OH, WHERE DID THEY GET THAT FUNNEL? OH, DEAR GOD!"

[Franz]

“I make people scared because their fear enhances the flavor of their flesh but… after what I saw… I think I lost my appetite that day…”
- Pennywise, the traumatized clown

[Noscopenoproblem]

There's something both hilarious and horrifying about a bunch of regular humans being able to just traumatize a malicious, sadistic evil monster of indeterminable origin.

[VandalVanWilder]

That line where she describes Bills huge dong made me physically cringe

[DolanOk]

Oh my God I looked up chapter 22 of it and it's no fucking joke... THE WHOLE GROUP RAN A TRAIN ON BEV.... A FIFTH GRADER

[Dethcat]

Dear god, he's the original fanfic writer. "This chapter contains smut it does not have story ramifications, you can skip if you don't want to read it."

[starpk]

"I assure you, publishers, having 12 years old doing an orgy is fundemental for the plot of the book" - Stephen King, probably

[VenomSnakee]

Steven King is definitely one of the authors that has existed

[mythaccount]

My friend and I had an inside joke about how Steven King doesn’t actually create his novels. Instead he has a goblin named Razghul chained up in his basement and in exchange for food it scrawls chicken scratch in it’s goblin language onto a stone tablet. Steven King would then translate it’s ramblings into English and organize them into a coherent plot.

[zephyrus]

On the plus side, King did give a foolproof way for all publishing editors to justify their jobs in the future. If you're at a party and some writer is laying into you about censorship and creative freedom and blah blah blah, just point to chapter 22 of IT and say, "This is what happens when I don't do my job."

[CaptainChaos]

This is what happens when a writer does enough coke to satisfy a room of New York Stock Exchange brokers