Stacy Messed w/ The Wrong Autist - 4Chan Greentext Stories

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[cainmartin]

The line between autism and chad is a very blurred one

[the_letter_]

When the qte was meant to be failed to succeed

[-weaponized]

Pepe is way out of Stacy's league. He's a legend.

[ThatJanitor]

Its even better when before leaving you look the person up and down like you are judging them on theire looks
Thats basically also calling them ugly

[Gumbocinno]

Since high school I've assumed anyone who's trying to be nice is just trying to set me up. Hasn't failed me yet.

[Gemarald]

Autism is not a curse, but a gift, and powerful tool in the right situations.
And Karma always finds a way.

[apexreactions]

I had a moment like this in middle school where some babe dragged me out to the gym lobby to ask me out, but I knew she hung out with my bullies, so I popped the fuck off on her, basically saying "Do you think I'm fucking stupid? Go fuck yourself" and walking back into the gym. To this day, I don't know if her cronies were waiting in the bathroom to make fun of me if I said yes, or if I left one of the hottest girls in school crying in the gym lobby after shattering her heart. Lmao.

[Derk_Mage]

Autism, literally a different way of viewing life, like how a fish lives a totally different like compared to a bird, different mindsets, ways of viewing life.

[fluffrier]

Straight out the manga playbook. Next thing you know she's got the hot for him.

[RezeTsarBomba]

i still dont get why some kids just want to torment other kids

[DonVigaDeFierro]

>"Look at the weirdo who never interacts with anyone"
>"LET'S PUBLICLY HUMILLIATE HIM!"

Why are so many women like this?

[dankovac]

There's something oddly satisfying in just absolutely ignoring the stacy type.
I don't even do it on purpose. Midway through highschool i realized that I'm just trying to fit into everyone's expectations aka hanging out with a lot of people, following social media, trying to find a lover etc. and got fed up with it. Started to wear a brown coat and a Thomas Shelby type hat cuz i liked the look and kinda hated changing outfits every day. Suddenly got a lot of attention from girls, this time not only to tease me and embarrass me but it was mostly just for the girls to have a laugh among themselves.
Basically now i was the oddball that everyone noticed. But i cared not. I'd get Stacys be like "heeey Daan" every time i pass in the hallway, and I'd be like "huh. I knew her name before. I forgot it. Welp off i go."
I was like this mostly because i was having a lot of mental issues and was alone with them for a while. Just couldn't bother adding something that isn't me to my personality.

And then what happened? Out of nowhere a really nice, pretty and shy girl texts me on Instagram. I was careful and sceptical at first because I was not really in the best mental state for a relationship but it turned out she very much had a crush on me for a couple months and broke the ice that day. She was basically everything i needed to get out of my depression and we are very compatible. We didn't rush anything, and spent our time just getting to know each other better.

I'm actually still finishing highschool and these are very fresh events. We're close to 4 months together. I just hope everything goes well for the two of us because I've changed for the better with her more than i did my entire time in highschool.

[ItismeSomeGuy]

One time in like grade 8 some random girl I'd never interacted with once came up to me and said "this is a dare, do you want to go out with me?". Obviously I said no, and at the time I was pretty annoyed and interpreted it as an insult, but looking back she'd probably been put up to it by a bunch of assholes masquerading as friends and handled it without leading me on while technically completing the mission of asking me out. I hope she found better friends.

A different time when I was 17 a girl I was mildly interested in but who hadn't returned the feeling at all suddenly started cuddling up to me during a game of Munchkin, which I had been playing for many years and which she had never played before. I didn't even realize what she was doing the whole game because I play Munchkin to win, which I did. We didn't talk much after that.

[faithfulfilo]

Thats actually fckin sad man. Damn (the wanting to humiliate part... and boasting about it afterwards)

Some people really do just need real parents.. or stricter ones at that.

[PyromationsTV]

it’s not even the autism kicking in that made him a chad, he’s just a chad in general.

[smile_interactive]

My autism just makes me ask “Who are you?” If anyone does that, because I won’t know who they are

[f-]

This is literally why guys never trust a random compliment from a girl.

[kingwolfgang]

Anon inadvertently avoids Stacie's bad intentions :D

[Patrick-zrtv]

"For most, autism is crippling. For me, it is a tool. I rise beyond what any other human is capable of and they don't even see it happening. I am autistic. I am God."

[gandalf]

If given a time machine, one of the things I would do is to tell my school years self "socialization in school does not matter, at all".

In 5th grade, I had a temp teacher saying just that during a school trip. I was all "heh, you're a silly teacher"

And now I think he was a time traveler, trying to tell us that school just doesn't matter in the long run.