How to distinguish Americans

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[shoujomelon]

That one guy who said that we don't use umbrellas in the rain and always carry water bottles knows where its at thats some detailed and accurate shit

[ianh]

The british guy saying they act like they own the world...

I LEARNED IT FROM YOU DAD

[donone]

how can you distinguish Americans?

-Ask them about geography

[akachold]

British: sometimes they maybe are a bit bigger
German: FAT

[annheron]

"I don't think we have accents". How do people not grasp the concept of accents

[SK-lixu]

The thing is, America is so diverse, especially with the history of immigration, literally anyone can look like they are from America

[famousamos]

As an American, I just looked at myself in the mirror and I am overweight. Thanks for the clarification!

[BirdMoose]

Japanese Guy: "They seem satisfied with their lives, that's how you can tell them apart from British and Australians" Don't know if that's true but I love that the guy said it.

[abbieamavi]

*came here to get roasted, accurate video but also confused because all the people in here look like Americans except their accents*

[michaelscott-joynt]

Costa Rica guy was down to earth, good guy. Japanese boy saying Brits are pessimists, is my hero. But definitely can't put Aussies in that group. Aussies are like the party animal brother that went to prison but mom and dad still love them, while Americans were the rebel that ran away from home. And then there's Canada, the quiet one who just stays out of trouble.

[knightni]

Every one of these people look like they could be an American.

[youtubeuseri]

I feel so attacked sitting here in my sweatpants and large black tshirt lmao

[claudiolb]

"They smell like freedom" that was the best one for sure.

[mariomannella]

"Freedom" A New Fragrance, By Washington

[charitypeter]

That Japanese dude tho XDXDXDXD

"Hello, I am a racist"

[c.shadou]

“If you see a person eating McDonalds they’re probably American”
Me, fully Asian, frantically chewing McDonalds fries: hUhH

[foolslayer]

As an American, I wish that I was confident as they say we are.

[TrinidadBatman]

“They eat a lot of hamburgers “


Accurate




“ if you talk to American people they small like freedom “

Also accurate

[bob_the_bot]

The secret to us being so jolly and happy is the ability to hide depression well.

[anthonyrobertson]

Yeah in America we tend to be more outspoken and assertive. We are told by parents to speak up and look the person in the eye when speaking to someone.