David Cross - The Difference Between Americans and Canadians

#DavidCross on what Americans insult Canada about, the worst slogan for a tattoo parlor, and the tattoo he plans to get next.

#DavidCross stand up from the #JustForLaughs Festival in 2016.


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[EricWBurton]

The amount of confidence David Cross has on stage must be massive. He is so good.

[Supermoneygang]

"Yo nigga where my paper be at"
-David Cross(2018)

[jimmysaviano]

This bit, like nearly all of his bits, lampoons dumbasses, cliches, the idiocy of so many humans, and he's one of the only comedians that nearly always makes me laugh.

[lonniecooper]

I love how he crosses all the lines and jsut keeps going. Its too funny.

[averymorrish]

Uncle Ian out here casually saying the N word 😂

[MonkeyDLuffy-cmfm]

"But you see the irony right?" i lost it hahahahaah

[cortnimcnair]

Is it just me or is David Cross looking better with age

[juniastainbank]

That's the nicest cap I've ever seen in my life.

[higgs-boson-blues]

Haven’t cracked up that hard for stand up in a long time. That tattoo one had me in stitches

[silencingmachine]

The " git what'cha git " is really just a vending machine like at a supermarket and you get tattooed what ever generic flash image is on the piece of paper.

[matthewbesson]

I have always found being polite is the best possible policy for day to day life.

[ajs]

I have a get what you get tattoo. I put a coin in an old school gumball machine and a little pop top ball came out. It was around Halloween so all the designs were spooky. It cost 100 bucks and you could get another choice for 25. I'm so happy with my floating eyeball with bat wings.

[crazyts]

The set up for the tattoo joke was brutal. Sounded like me trying to set up a joke.

[polarbearbianca]

He out there looking low key part of the blue man group, living the dream I see

[janrees]

There's an artist in my city- famous tattoo artist, his waiting list is over 6 months.
But you can't choose what you want.
He's so famous as a brilliant artist that people pay him to give them a tattoo that he chooses for them.
I know someone who went to him and he's really happy with it.
But you have to be really brave to get a tattoo you didn't choose yourself.

[kanyewest]

Isnt he the guy who stole the chipmunks?

[kylieochsner]

take a shot everytime he says uh good luck

[yuhyuh]

"No that's too much power!" that was great.

[johnbiggs]

Thanks for leaving so much online so I can enjoy even though I'm kinda poor

[daviddreyer]

I love to see polite Canadian NHL players.