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[DawnMacaron]

0:00 beginniing
0:11 pain
0:28 timestamps
0:36 nono dont
0:42 end

[JouvaMoufette]

Childhood memory: 30 minutes
Political theory: 1 second

[fyraltari]

Spends 4 seconds on 9/11, moves on to the Protestant work ethic, 54 minutes later gets back to 9/11 for four minutes on a half. Very well-structured video.

[MarsAres]

You're welcome:

0:00 - Start
0:06 - Villainous boast
0:09 - Comment scroll
0:10 - Despairful monologue
0:17 - People used to say to him "Videos should be long and you're dumb as shit"
0:24 - The moment he became the Man Who Carried the Thing
0:29 - Introduction of timestamps
0:35 - Villain's defeat
0:39 - Conclusion

[JameBond.]

You're welcome :
0:00 - The anticipation builds as the video starts, hopes high for enlightenment.
0:01 - Still optimistic, but already questioning if this will be worth it.
0:02 - Mild skepticism starts creeping in. Is this going anywhere?
0:03 - A brief moment of existential crisis sets in. Why are we here?
0:04 - Contemplating the mysteries of the universe while waiting for something substantial.
0:05 - Feeling a twinge of impatience. Can we get to the point, please?
0:06 - Wondering if time is merely a construct, especially when waiting for YouTube videos to get to the point.
0:07 - Starting to lose faith in humanity's ability to deliver concise content.
0:08 - A fleeting thought: maybe I should just watch cat videos instead.
0:09 - Contemplating the meaning of life, the universe, and why this video is still dragging on.
0:10 - Suddenly, a glimmer of hope! Is this the moment we've been waiting for?
0:11 - Nope, just pain. Painfully slow progress.
0:12 - Wishing for a time machine to fast-forward through this ordeal.
0:13 - Attempting to channel inner zen to cope with the slow pace.
0:14 - Time seems to have slowed down to a crawl. Is this punishment for past sins?
0:15 - Contemplating whether watching paint dry would be a more fulfilling use of time.
0:16 - Seriously considering clicking away, but still holding on to a shred of hope.
0:17 - Hoping against hope that the next second will bring salvation.
0:18 - Beginning to question if this video will ever have a point.
0:19 - Imagining a parallel universe where YouTube videos are always concise and to the point.
0:20 - Wondering if this is some sort of social experiment on patience.
0:21 - Entertaining the idea of writing a strongly worded comment about the lack of progress.
0:22 - Feeling a strange mix of frustration and determination to see this through.
0:23 - Debating the merits of perseverance versus clicking away in defeat.
0:24 - The struggle is real. The struggle to stay awake, that is.
0:25 - A.I takes over earth
0:26 - Robot overlords demand organs as payment for rent
0:27 - Considering the possibility that time itself has ceased to exist within this video.
0:28 - Ah, timestamps! A beacon of hope in the sea of aimlessness.
0:29 - Temptation beckons. Should I skip ahead? But what if I miss something important?
0:30 - 30 year revolution
0:31 - Contemplating the consequences of skipping ahead and potentially missing a crucial detail.
0:32 - Succumbing to the allure of instant gratification. Must. Resist. Urge. To. Skip.
0:33 - First contact with alien life
0:34 - Resolutely clinging to the belief that good things come to those who wait.
0:35 - Still holding out hope that this video will redeem itself in the end.
0:36 - Nono, don't click the timestamp! But the temptation is unbearable...
0:37 - Succumbing to curiosity. What harm could one click do?
0:38 - Clicking the timestamp against better judgment. The point of no return.
0:39 - Regretting the decision immediately. Should have listened to the narrator.
0:40 - Political theory
0:41 - Reflecting on life choices and the consequences of impulsive actions.
0:42 - The end. We got what we wanted, but at what cost? some may say the true cost was the mental toll of keeping the audience in suspense but others might say the cost was 42 seconds

[OtherAxoltol]

0:00 Setup
0:03 The face of defeat
0:05 The face of power and supremacy
0:06 The face of Confusion 0: and back to craziness (:<
0:08 More confusion
0:09 The comments of grief
0:11 Beginning of the speech of pain
0:14 The face of it all
0:17 Back to the fields of suffering
0:19 Another Important part of the great speech
0:22 Tragic flashback
0:23 Almost breaks into tears
0:26 His greatest achievement begins
0:29 His glorious product of this amazing work
0:35 Laws of digital content and the universe is broken within an instant
0:39 What he gave the people

[jsnUejhrsbOQmwJqwbLgoP]

0:26 if you're curious he wrote "gvffrtyjv" and something else off-screen

[AnOmnimors]

you're welcome:

0:00 -introduction
0:04 -the reveal
0:13 -remembering
0:23 -the buildup
0:30 -the new weapon
0:35 -the enemy realizes they've lost
0:42 -the end

[qnhp]

"Skip to Highlight" extension skips straight to 0:39, mad respect to whoever did that.

[JimRFF]

Now, you might be thinking, "whoa hold up, 4 seconds is NOT enough time to cover everything revolving around 9/11..." and you'd be right

Which is why the video essay cleverly comes back to 9/11 an hour later to talk about it for 4 and a half more minutes, which should be enough to fill in all the missing pieces

[theoneandonlysoslappy]

I knew I detected Hawks' influence in "Chuck Versus the Thing From Another World."

[justwatchclip]

The watch time analytics on this one are gonna be wild

[epicboy]

0:01 - Introduction
0:02 - "The Meandering"
0:03 - Not getting to his point
0:04 - For
0:05 - Ominous Sound
0:06 - NOTHING
0:07 - Morons
0:08 - You can do
0:09 - Evil laugh
0:10 - Evil laugh (elaboration)
0:11 - So much
0:12 - Pain
0:13 - Discussion of the world
0:14 - A Long Time
0:15 - Worthless Comments
0:16 - Your Comments Matter
0:17 - People
0:18 - What people used to say
0:19 - What people used to say (cont)
0:20 - Good Video Duration
0:21 - You’re Dumb
0:22 - Videos Should be Long
0:23 - You’re Dumb x2
0:24 - Break
0:25 - The Decision
0:26 - Fighting Back
0:27 - Vigorous Chicken Typing
0:28 - More Vigorous Chicken Typing + Cinematic Music Intensifies
0:29 - Timestamps Commented
0:30 - The Power of Timestamps
0:31 - Showing the Way
0:32 - Reclaiming Lost Time
0:33 - Pique of the Speech
0:34 - Meanderer
0:35 - Evil YouTuber Gets Scared
0:36 - Begging People to Not Use Timestamps
0:37 - Evil YouTuber Lying
0:38 - Promising He was Getting to His Point
0:39 - Howard Hawks
0:40 - His Influence
0:41 - The Early Seasons
0:42 - Chuck

[averylambert]

My comment doesn’t matter

EDIT: Due to popular demand, I’ll be adding time stamps. (0:00), time it takes you to see this comment, (0:02), time it takes to finish and like this comment, (0:15), time it takes you to comment. Hope this helps!

[coolgreenbug]

Those comments are essential on any +10 minute video from SiIvagunner

[be_an_rm]

In Chuck season 3 episode 6 "Chuck VS the Nacho Sampler", a newspaper can be seen in the Nerd Herd desk in the Buy More. This is a subtle reference to the Howard Hawkes movie "His Girl Friday", in which Walter, the main character, is a nerd who works for a newspaper.

[ed_cmntonly]

For the people who do timestamp lists you are deeply underrated, and please continue your good work, you are valid and always will be in the YouTube space

[lime]

0:29 punchline that's in the thumbnail

[gangneverclear]

0:00 start
0:28 point is made
0:37 point is used in battle
0:42 end

[thecanonlesskrach]

0:00 Start.
0:01 MCT meanders.
0:04 Viewer beholds.
0:06 *dramatic boom sound*
0:07 There's nothing we can do.
0:09 Comment section.
0:11 So much pain.
0:12 Books.
0:13 Toy rocket.
0:14 He was apathetic too.
0:15 His comments didn't matter.
0:17 Dracula has no agency.
0:19 Videos should be long.
0:22 Videos should be long, you're dumb as shit.
0:24 He decides to fight back.
0:27 He fights back.
0:28 Timestamps
0:32 He reclaims his time from you.
0:35 MCT cries.
0:37 He was getting to his point.
0:38 Timestamps are utilized.
0:40 His point.
0:43 The end.