The First Guy To Ever Open A Zoo

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[sandavijithminirathnayake]

"Also, I'm calling this place a Zoo I decided .."
"But why ?"
"Because there are not enough words with the last letter of alphabet so I decided it would be nice "

[dorkywarrior]

"So why did you arrest all these animals?"
"Because"
"Fair enough"

[mycatiszen]

When a “First Guy” doubles as a pitch meeting for Tiger King

[jotheunissen]

Visitor: "You got some animals in rooms for me?"
Zoo employee: "Yes sir we do"

[AustPro]

I wonder what they thought when one man dragged 5 elephants into a one foot tall wooden-fenced area

[rafliavriza]

"But if a kid falls in there, we will shoot it"

"The kid?"

[coco.]

“I decided” is becoming my favourite catch phrase 🤷🏼‍♀️

[jkaijacoby]

When he said “I don’t think anyone would watch that” I thought the there was gonna be a screen rant pitch meeting guitar strum and a Tiger King article...

[Name-egym]

“Did the animal do a murder on someone?”
“No.”
“Then why did you put it in a room?”
“I don’t know”
“Fair enough.”

[pravarsaran]

"These ones were just minding their business, thats when I got them."

That is when people usually get you.

[horridgoober]

The first guy to open a circus was like “i’m doing what this guy is doing but people nearly die in sparkling costumes”

[repetitive]

"It's a lot more educational if they see a real life polar bear with depression." 😂 LMAOOO

[cultofgoose]

I feel like Ryan will never run out of “the first guy” sketches

[JJ-mcvn]

I bet the animals also have Ryan’s face

[SoTiredOfYourBS]

Ryan, in case nobody's ever told you.. the fact that you do the ad at the end of the sketch is very much so appreciated by all of us

[polishonion]

"We will shoot it."
"The kid?"
"No, the gorilla."

[ryandowney]

"I feel like you're just exploiting these animals for money."
"I'm going to need you to get all the way off my back about that."

[greta]

“That’s why I carry this autographed picture of a dog.”

[gabriellarkin]

I love how “put them in a room” has become a saying on this channel

[pixelated_knight]

“Pit”

Don’t do it... don’t go there

“Kid falls in”

you went there