The First Guy To Ever Eat An Egg

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This video was written in collaboration with Scott Roberts!

[michaelanderson]

I love the fact that in the Ryan George-verse, people invented the Internet AND Yelp was founded before anyone ever considered cooking an egg for food. This is canon now.

[shadowsword]

"Is it solid or liquid?"
"It's all three."
I love those videos.

[SuperDZ]

I love Ryan George because he's such a reliable source of information.

[patpowers]

"Sprinkle it with little crystals and seeds to make it a little less disgusting" -- totally accurate and totally hilarious.

[Kaotiqua]

"...like someone sneezed out a canned peach." Possibly the most brilliant simile I have ever encountered.

[trashgold]

“The goop looks like someone sneezed a canned peach” is so accurate I can’t believe I’d never thought of it before, brilliant

[infamousinferno]

"Give it to me raw!"
"Eat my hot goop!"
What a video. Bravo. 🙏

[viper]

I feel like this started with a lucid, reasonable sketch, began to go wildly off the rails, and was just accepted as where this was always supposed to go.

[tiyenin]

Eggs are over easy, barely an inconvenience

[AzathothLives]

"Buy twelve of my chicken rocks."
Only if you place them in a uniquely designed container that isn't used for anything else.

[SpideyWarsStudios]

"It's all three"
"I didn't say gas"
"Gas comes after"

[christianhardtofind]

I'm impressed he got to speak directly with the chef at a restaurant!

[.M]

"I do dabble in dumbatude." Same. 💀

[IcarussArtss]

Adding "It's worth the whisk" to my daily vocabulary

[TheElbowMerchant]

Eating half of the genetic material needed to make a baby chicken is super easy, barely an inconvenience!

[polumathes]

Alright. I’ve been a fan for half a decade now. Never been disappointed.

That said… this is one of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen.

Bravo, brother.

[justanotherchannelonyoutub]

Considering what’s about to happen in Ryan’s life, he should do a video on the first guy to become a father

[jul]

A sneezed canned peach is such a good description of what an egg looks like

[maxhatterschannel]

"Crystals and Seeds"
This dude makes even salt and pepper weird

[Tyrfing]

It's a pretty clever food hack for humanity. Feed chickens the bits of plants that you weren't going to eat anyway and they become factories that just generate free food.