The First Guy To Ever Jog

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[BatmanFan]

“Sugar tastes good. What am I supposed to do?”
“Eat less of it.”
“That’s not gonna happen.”

[christianlamb]

Jogging was invented by Thomas Jog in 1872 when he tried to walk twice at the same time

[hattipper]

As a cross country/track runner, I've decided to use "ouch ouch my shins hurt" as my senior quote

[strikelight]

“All the moisture from my body seems to have escaped from my skin” Ryan has such an amazing way with words 😂

[MyBiPolarBearMax]

“I havent done cardio in 20 years, how hard could it be?”

“ITS IMMEDIATELY AWFUL”

[wampa]

I can imagine the fear of just chilling and you see someone start sprinting for the first time

[mikemoore]

“No pain no gain”. An expression invented by people gaining from other people’s pain.

[mfan]

I wasn't going to subscribe at first, but that disembodied head makes a very good point and looks trustworthy.

[JunKazamaFan]

"I'm in a lot of pain, so there's got to be a reward for that."
I feel these words deep inside my soul.

[heybro]

Running is never super easy, and it's very inconvenient.

[dgirl]

Need that 'Hi There, Hello!' t-shirt. 🤩

[coolnerdlll]

This is clearly in the same universe as The First Guy To Ride A Horse.

"The RyanVerse is a concept about which we know frighteningly little."

[gemm]

The “Nope I hate this, ” is where I lost it. Beyond accurate.

[authentic.misfit]

"but... you know what they say.."
"ouch ouch my shins hurt?"
CACKLING

[willverschneider]

We need a movie about a Truman Show like set up, but it's a town full of Ryan clones, all learning to do a bunch of things for the first time.

[RetroDcsnd]

You should make a video called “The first guy to flirt”. Would be hilarious lmao 😂

[juliaatkinson]

I'm relieved that although Ryan mentioned chafing, he drew a discreet veil over the agony of Jogger's Nipple.

[codingkriggsofficial]

"Plus, do you have any idea how many calories I'm burning?"
"At least four, I would bet."
"That's right."

[bridgetbinion]

When the aliens invade, I request that we elect Ryan George as our representative.

[Taracinablue]

The breathless but still polite "hi there hello" lol