The First Guy To Ever Own A Cat

Twitter/Instagram: @TheRyanGeorge

This video is about a cat, and there is a cat in the video.

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[fredarok]

The cat trying to crawl out of his arms right as he says “He doesn’t want to be here.” is perfect.

[duffchick]

My cat, who is usually silent, meowed right after he said "He's too dumb and his thumbs don't exist." You've insulted him and hurt him deeply.

[GreenEnvy.]

"So will he like being pet?"
" Yes, but only in certain spots and in short bursts. Then he'll want you to get all the way off his back."

[NellWatson]

Applause for this very patient kitty who was well behaved for all of these takes. 🐱

[arkthul]

"He doesn't have pockets and so he's unemployed at the moment"
I love the fact that not having pockets leads to unemployment xD

[noahcalder]

Apparently cats actually domesticated themselves. They figured hanging out with the humans would give them shelter and a supply of rodents from the farm. The humans figured, "This fluffy cute animal kills all of the rodents. Let's keep it." So they did.

[theultimatenerd]

Feeding cats until they develop Stockholm syndrome is TIGHT

[miawallace]

My husband and I are always telling Squirrel (our cat) to get a job. She replies with eating some kibble and then promptly drops to the ground for her 50th nap of the day.

[thelastsmurf]

YouTube: Dear god please somebody come up with an original idea

Ryan George: The first man to ever hold my beer

[CanItAlready]

"But he's super cute and sometimes you get to rub his belly until *suddenly* you don't anymore."
That's the essence of a cat right there. 🤣

[LJ-mjrm]

"We're gonna give him food until he develops--"

"Stockholm Syndrome?"

"A bond with us."

This part really gets me. Lol

[OrbitalSnapshots]

Cat: There goes my homan talking to himself again

[thedude]

Cats thoughts while shooting: "Great, my owner's lost it, talking to himself...."

[NicknotNak]

“I thought we ate animals, are we not doing that anymore?”

I love that in this universe, one guy decides to use soap and then everyone’s life changes, so this is like, normal. It’s just everything changes and they’re like “welp, guess this is life now”

[juke]

Ancient Egyptian 1: "Hey look, a cat!"
Cat: *sits on the guys lap*
Ancient Egyptian 1:

Ancient Egyptian 1: "This is my cat now."

Ancient Egyptian 2: "We could make a religion out of this"

[CzechMirco]

For someone who hasn't owned a cat yet and at the same time is the first person ever to own one, he is surprisingly knowledgeable about its habits.

[christal]

- "But have you seen him?"
- "Yes, I'm doing that right now"
- "So I don't understand what the problem is"
Couldn't agree more 😅😅😅

[mrtonybeef]

“So we are kidnapping him?”

“You stole a child?”

“No it’s a cat”

[Weird_but_neat]

This whole “the first guy” series is TIGHT

[MikiArtist]

i love how he didn't offer to be his friend. he was just like, "ugh ok fine, have your cat"