The First Guy To Ever Open A Hotel

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[RyanGeorge]

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[cheetahgaming]

“I’ve got a building full of rooms”

I’ve heard those are only made for punishments in the Ryan George universe

[deerstalkerpictures]

Arson as a marketing tool, huh? *takes notes*

[vhem]

I like how he is only mildly annoyed that hotel man burned his house down

[joshuaschnee]

I didn’t know that the word “bed” existed in the ryanverse yet. Last I heard it was “big squishy rectangle”

[raydunakin]

"Come down to my place of business and take a crap and pass out!" Great advertising slogan! I want to see that on a billboard.

[DKDynamic]

_take a crap... and pass out._ ~ The Hotel Guy ( 2021 )

[evrEpic]

The first guy to ever be a judge:

“I’m going to decide things now, I decided.”

[benthomason]

"My toilet melted"' is now my favorite sentence of the week.

[bryanabbott]

"Please don't use arson as a marketing tool."
"That's fair."

See, politeness helps! 😁

[The-Rest-of-Us]

*Marvel:* most ambitious character universe in history

*Ryan:* hold my clones

[hunterkiller]

"Sleep in my bed."
"Kinky."

[Quinntus]

“Please don’t use arson as a marketing tool.”
But he was having a fire sale.

[mutant]

"Please don't use arson as a marketing tool."
"That's fair."
*Blast*
" Hello, I am the adstronaut."

[casper_]

“Because of how hot fire is” -Ryan George

[jacoblangguth]

“Take a crap and pass out.” Talk about little things in life that we all enjoy.

[kiwiirecords_]

and now i'm having an existential crisis over why hotels don't give toothpaste

[sydthesciencekid]

“WhY wOuLd I GiVe YoU tOoThPaStE?!”
seriously tho, they give you *everything* else BUT toothpaste

[aztektheultimatewoman]

“That’s a terrible name it sounds like a telecommunications company for promiscuous people.”

Y’know I never thought of it that way.

[flythereddflagg]

“Please don’t use arson as a marketing tool” - Ryan George: words to live by...