The First Guy To Ever Order Fast Food

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In the grand tapestry of human history, there emerges a tale of profound significance—the invention of fast food. Picture, if you will, a time when dining was a laborious pursuit, and the act of eating a ceremonious affair. Into this world strode a visionary of unparalleled impatience, a modern-day Prometheus, who dared to challenge the established order. With a thunderous decree to “hasten the feast,” he set forth a revolution. Behold, the genesis of fast food: an epoch where hamburgers, fries, and drive-thrus coalesce, forever altering the culinary landscape. This tale, both wondrous and absurd, marks the dawn of an age where McDonald’s, Burger King, and KFC reign supreme. Witness the birth of fast food, where convenience and speed reshape the way we dine, creating a global phenomenon that endures to this day.

SOCIALS:

[vonwux]

The unspeaking out of focus Ryan in the background was the real star of this one.

[charlesbradshaw]

I love how Ryan will literally never run out of ideas because humans are so weird

[birthgravy]

"Artery" is a hilarious way to describe an art museum and that is the only term I will use from now on.

[sharkdentures]

" . . . .Okay, it can take a LITTLE bit of time."
That delivery made me laugh.

[KaranKumar-gxwv]

Margarine joke was fabulous. 1:36

Only going to call Art Galleries ‘Art-eries’ now.

[rileymosman]

That bit at the very end is generally one of my favorite bits of comedy and it was exceptionally executed. Circling back to the original misunderstood word is a stroke of genius.

[brickfantv]

The way he looped back to clogging up the "heart tubes" was genius lmao

[lipstickcloud]

"Sorry about the violence." You are so funny, I am glad there's so many of you.

[herrbutz]

supporting ryan george as a member is tight

[Fra_]

I got a McDonalds ad right before this video started playing. This is destiny.

[barfo]

The extra you hired for the background did a good job. He deserves a speaking role in a future video.

[OmnipresentYouTubeCommenter]

0:47 “Make it take very few now!”
“Why?”
“Money!”
“That’s a good argument!” 😂

[mudaas]

Arteries -> Museums ->
Mausoleums -> Marzipan ->
Margarine -> Arteries

that was very clever, I wonder how did he stumble onto this train of thought, incredibly unexpected from this sketch

Good job Ryan !

[Moriya_Lifshits]

-Sketch ends
My head, immediately: "Hey it's me I'm the adstronaut"
The video: Hey it's me I'm the tiny adstronaut
My brain: wait, what?

[Jarakin]

“I don’t think I’m being unreasonable.”

“Get out!”


Retail work summarized in a single exchange

[JamesR]

"Welcome to the food place."
"I NEED TO LEAVE!"
"Well then you shouldn't have come in, probably."
XD

[psycho]

Ryan’s getting background extras now?!?!? This production budget is getting crazy

[Zumoari]

The intensity in the customer's eyes just really drives it home for me 😂

[DeepSubmerge]

“The door you walked in through seems to be cause of and the solution to the problem you’re expressing.” I now strive to state this at work at least once. Hopefully it’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[daniellanctot]

*_”Hit me!” 👋💥 “NOT WHAT I MEANT!!”_* 🤣🤣🤣👍👍