The First Guy To Ever Drink Milk

No swords involved at all!

Alright so after years of you guys asking for this video I finally caved!

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[SheetsGiggles]

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We’ve been sponsoring Ryan for 3 years now, and we’re so proud that it’s all culminated in Ryan milking himself on camera for all of us to watch and enjoy. These videos are… somewhat difficult to explain to our CFO.

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Also, you may have noticed that we changed our logo. Why? Well, to explain that, you’ll have to first remember… our old logo. _[plays harp]_

Happy holidays!
Sheets & Giggles

[Geraldo_Aitken]

i feel like ryan is the first person i have seen describe the taste of milk without saying it tastes like milk

[spehizle]

I can't stop thinking of the fact this dude accosted a cow in a field, stole her milk, promptly hired a harpist to follow him around, and then didn't change clothes for a year.

[michaelkelley]

I want more harpest Ryan. He's the unspoken hero

[picolascage]

I like the idea that this guy just has a harpist walk around with him everywhere he goes just in case he needs to reminisce

[lexjjohnson]

That harpist needs a spin-off series immediately! 😂

[davidtitanium]

love that it's the same guy that always makes the weirdest suggestions in the company board meetings, the ryanverse got continuity

[WhatsTHATdotCOM]

The castings in these skits are always so spot on. No clue how he does it

[tokyoghoul]

Good to know the dude who decides names for things has a life outside of the office. :D

[paradinmusic]

I can’t believe Ryan actually hired a professional harpist for the video. The authenticity is unmatched!

[Fuzzy_Barbarian]

Ryan really gets immersed into his roles. First he had his impressive blade work in the wasp video, now he learns to play the harp? Such dedication to his craft!

[FFGuy]

The Ryanverse has upgraded. Now that there’s new drinking stuff, they needed to come up with a name for the old drinking stuff

[nyamy]

The harpist joke is instantly one of my favorite Ryanverse jokes - and that's saying something!

[royg]

Ryan’s disguise ability is amazing, he makes a really convincing cow

[iKillerZombie]

The harpist deserves a spin off: “the first guy to be a harpist”

[EggShen]

Profoundly uncomfortable and brilliant. So...this is true art, I guess?

[raefevakhar]

Harpist guy needs more cameos then his own episode

[starkparker]

Ryan is also the first guy to accurately depict a harpist's face without being an actual harpist.

[safireowl]

Ryan’s videos make me question our world and what we do every day, I love it

[nureinname]

I saw creepy guy on the video thumbnail and I was sold immediately - as always, Ryan did not disappoint