Oblivion NPC Conversation

"I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you!"

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[young_mouthwash]

The ways she immediately get mad when he says back off is like he clicked the wrong dialogue option and accidentally started combat

[colonelpizza]

“You’re a bully, you’re a thief! Was the most oblivion thing I’ve heard

[MinervianGames]

The “you back off” while advancing really seals the oblivion vibe

[gravynavy]

"You're a bully! You're a thief! You're a criminal"

Literally oblivion

[markmitin]

"Back off"
You can't fast travel while there are enemies nearby.

[johnmattan]

The “You’re a thief” line could’ve easily been in Oblivion

[triggerwarning]

This is probably the greatest real life example of NPC conversation

[TheCrazyOne]

"You back off!"

*proceeds to approach the man*

[notoriousmattyb]

"You back off...you're a bully...you're a thief...you like stealing from your workplace..." haha omg i can imagine a vendor saying this as you take a sweetroll from their stall.

[setlerking]

The way she just stares at the beginning without saying anything for just a solid moment too long was the most oblivion thing ever until she said “you’re a bully, You’re a thief”.

[arcanehornet]

“Are you quite legal?” Has to be one of the most British things I’ve heard

[Yfrith]

The british accent just adds more to the medieval fantasy feeling

Edit:
i didn't realized theres this many people getting triggered over the word "british accent". Its just semantics jeez.

[mikedegrassetyson]

It’s not even a joke anymore this literally IS Oblivion

[ntfdbrs]

I like how she didn’t notice this guy until he talks to her, npc vibes right there.

[crumblschampionship]

I love how she walks with her wizard staff 😭

[sircompliments]

"You're a bully. You're a thief! You like stealing from your workplace!"
That is completely unrelated and it makes 135% sense for being an NPC line.

[OfficialhreeLftFet]

"Back off"
"No you back off"

Man if only there was a way to, i dont know, stop walking towards him

[YakuWaku]

This is probably by far the most accurate Oblivion NPC conversation.

[sandwich]

"You're a bully, a Thief. You're a Criminal" legit sounds like an oblivion line.

[calibribody]

Everything she said deadset sounded like pre-recorded voice lines. Fantastic.