Oblivion NPC reads news

Oblivion NPC Conversation ensues when a news presenter reads from a teleprompter

[butternutyeeetsbanana.-.]

I swear I hear him say “no no no no.” Whenever I make a poor life decision.

[chozenone]

Npc becomes self aware and doesn’t agree with the script, hence the “no no no”

[ebinnisti]

He a little confused but he got the spirit

[soli]

He was on the cusp of delivering very captivating story dialogue, but the player skipped the rest of the conversation.

[AntiRiku]

how he just gave up mid-sentence and had a existential crisis

[equinox]

When you show your presentation that you had 5 minutes to prepare for

[thingsiplay]

The shape of his head makes this even more realistic.

[sadpee]

i admire his willingness to just stop when he realized it was beyond salvage

[CrazyBerry]

Guys he isnt confused or anything. He just remembered that overfishing is a big problem and therefore refused to continue.

[EATSLEEPDRIVE]

I couldn’t tell if his “a-no no no...”was like “no no no that’s not right” or “no no no this can’t be happening...”

[rishav]

Oh I come back every couple of months to look at this masterpiece

[humbug]

Poor man, he heard the laughing and was defeated

[butterrobot]

He did so bad, the man behind the camera said “kill him”

[smithsonion]

You give him to the fish, you fed the fish for a day. That's what he's trying to say.

Edit:thanks for the likes. Never knew i was this famous up until now😝

[OOOO]

The proper version is:
You teach him a fish, he fishes for a day. You _give_ him a teach, he fishes your lifetime.

[idrkwtv]

"you give
*starts having an existential crisis*

[TheHuskyGT]

His face looks like a jpeg image pasted on a 3d model

[mohammadvaldianandatauhid]

You give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. You give the man a poisoned fish, you feed him for his whole life.

[Preston]

This man thinks about this moment every night at 2am.

[ReapingTheHarvest]

He picked the wrong face for that head shape.