Oblivion Dialogue in a Nutshell

I saw a mudcrab today.

[terribletanner]

*Quest added: Let's go shopping.*

[justasgriskevicius]

"Let's go shopping!"
"I DON'T KNOW YOU AND I DON'T CARE TO KNOW YOU"

[cppertone]

this is way too coherent to be an oblivion conversation

[persondude]

*Fighters Guild Member #1:* "Have you heard of the Fighters Guild?"

*Fighters Guild Member #2:* "No."

[fikrifadillah]

"How about tomorrow"
"Tomorrow, i'm sorry i can't"


"THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!"

[fabiomingione]

"How about this sunday?"
*Your Speechcraft level has increased.*

[KuraSourTakanHour]

If it was actually Oblivion conversion:
"Let's go shopping"
"Hello there"
"You thieving bastard"
"Goodbye take care"

[MichaelHill-sgks]

"Let's go shopping"
"Alright"
" *violent cough* "
"Bye"
"YOU DO NOT BELONG IN HERE!"

[WaitHowDidIGetHere]

6/10
Every line was a logical response to the previous one.

[sampzeider]

"Greetings."
"Leave me alone"
"What's new with you?"
"What's the news from the other parts of Tamriel?
"Interesting."
"See you."

[lancehandy]

"I DONT KNOW SHOPPING AND I DONT CARE TO KNOW SHOPPING."

[thiagosalgoa]

"How about tomorrow?"
"Tomorrow? Sorry, I can't"
You failed to persuade 'Asian Male'

[AnneFrankthend]

I understand that Daedra worship has become increasingly prevalent in the Summurset isle.

[dr.]

I guess this is a Korean educational video for middle school students in early 00's

[videogamenostalgia]

Have you heard of the North Koreans? *eats apple and dies*

[megahacker]

Life would be so much easier if all conversations were like this

[drivernephi]

Hello.
-I'm glad that the Oblivion crisis is over.
-I DON'T THINK SO
-STOP TALKING
-Be seeing you.

[Beanut]

This video made me unironically start oblivion again

[Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

I like how he was unblinkingly staring off into the distance before the conversation started...

[lquinn]

She's a looker. Bring her upstairs now. Not Sunday.