Oblivion NPC Dialogue

(TURN ON SUBTITLES)

It's a slow week.

[Bunny-lohg]

"It seems your eyes are as brown as the tree trunks."
Pure poetry.

[les]

"farewell my friend"

...man what a champ

[monkeytube]

Dude dodged a bullet, she's clearly Dark Brotherhood. I know those colors.

[BricMayco]

"It seems we both have autism don't we"

Works for me every time

[kaiden]

Damn Michael’s back must be hurting from carrying that conversation

[IslandMan]

“Farewell, my friend. Heh.”
What an absolute Chad

[BamCastTV]

I just applaud the dude for trying. More guts than me.

[StealthyDead]

This dude was like far more competent than most of us on dates. A gentleman. Who took rejection with grace and dignity. A hero.

[denc]

-Hello we haven't been proper...
-No
Oh my god she's skipping his dialogue

[fpsdovah]

Plenty more fish in the sea for me, the way he said that was like he was giving himself a new quest.

[markwilliams]

"can we just be friends?"

*YOU ELVES ARE ALL THE SAME!*

[tormint.mp]

This guy has such a way with words. It's like he can't help but spitting straight poetry. His social game is not weak but too good for the rest of us.

[SleazyRoseWalker]

Imagine this guy in the 1800's. He's so noble and well mannered.

[NireFuster]

"Friends it is."
[2ND DATE: FAILED]
"There's plenty more fish in the sea for me."
[NEW QUEST: PLENTY FISH IN THE SEA]

[anusfickerlife]

"Let's just be friends"
"THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD"

[betadyne]

"It seems we're going in circles"

"DON'T WE ALL ?"

This man has poetry written in his DNA.

[fabioproductions]

The funny thing is, Youtube recognized the video as actual Oblivion gameplay.

[jjdixon]

"it feels like I'm going around in circles I-"


*DONT WE ALL*

[StormTeeVee]

"There's plenty more fish in the sea for me"
[Secret Quest Achieved]
>go fishing

[montega.]

"Uh hello, we haven't been proper-"
"No"
"ly introduced before".