5 ways to hold a protogen in your hands

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6 - balance his legs on your fingers and watch as your protogen dances to stay balanced

[standpowers]

"Just grab it, nothing can go wro-"
*panicked protogen beeping*

[aidanana]

I've never really been in the protogen community, but I always loved the design. So stylish. So cool. That's all.

[NZD]

If it weren't for the fact they were made for war, that would be mostly adorable

[icel]

Y’all are talking about how cute this is



But 3/5 of these are very painful

[Corpcake]

Protogen instruction manual

1. All charging of your protogen must be done with a USB-A adapter cord. If any other adapter is used your protogen could malfunction.

2. Keep any caffinated drink away from your protogen. When a protogen drinks caffeine they will experience what we at Protogen Labs call a 'Incident 1F-7' (Stop sending our staff questions on what 1F-7 means.)

3. Booping your proto. You may boop your protogen only 2-3 times at one moment. If you surpass this limit your protogen could get angry and might bite, depending on how angry you made your proto it might bite from the size of your ring finger to the palm of your hand.
We say this for the last time, Please boop responsibly. For the sake of your hand.

4. Do not treat your protogen poorly. If you do this there is a 78% chance of you being chained to the wall.
Do not do what Jefferson did when he was playing around with the newer models. DO NOT. He got chained for 30 days, the key was no where to be found. Luckily since it was inside our facility he got to eat and drink most of the days.

4. Treating your protogen. You may give your protogen a treat but limit to a 64GB Ram stick. 2 will be enough for your protogen for one day. (I do understand the basic knowledge of food. Thank you very much.)

Contact our staff if any problem occurs that you may not know how to fix.

Protogen instruction manual Second Edition

1. Do not use your protogen as a toaster. If you do this you might be burned by your protogen. They do not like being used as their main purpose. (Do not ask our manufacturering team why we still build them with toaster slots.)

2. Stop. Giving. Your. Protogen. Coffee. We are tired of you people constantly having protogens running around like crazy. Stop making 1F-7 incidents please.

3. Charging your protogen. With the newer models of protogen you aren't limited to just a USB-A adapter cable. You can now use USB-C adapter. (Any model that is not from generation 8 can not use a USB-C adapter.)

4. Booping your proto V2. You may boop your protogen gently, if you do not boop your protogen gently you could send a harmful message to your protogen. Boop your protogen like you would a cat, gentle so you don't scare it.

5. Treats. Keep any parts like motherboards, GPUs, batteries, (We aren't responsible for any electric shocks made from any batteries.) Or tools like screwdrivers, or nails. Your protogen might eat these, do not let them only allow 64GB of ram. If you are feeling generous you can give higher amounts of ram to your protogen, 256GB would be good.

Holding Crow at gun point and making a manual about him.

1. Crow only cares about one person. Yes, Crow doesn't like anyone else than his friend who is human unlike him. (Don't worry Crow hates me too)

2. Pain. Crow is a Trained Protogen Mercenary and carries a pistol and rifle wherever he goes. Don't mess with him unless you want to die.

3. Do not boop Crow. If you fail this order you will be shot through the head 35 times. Crow is too serious when it comes to booping him.

4. Caffeine. We're just going to leave this blank. Crow when through a CT-71 scenario

5. Don't post anything about Crow. Don't do what we are doing right now you will probably die a very quick death. Oh no I hear him now, DEFINITELY DONT DO WHAT I AM DOING.

How to properly 'dispose' your protogen.

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This file was Expunged by Protogen Labs Cheif of Staff Kathleen Miller.
Reason: You know these things are sentient right? They can read.
After message from author: Miller, I have access to your protogen's source code. Start running.

Yall keep saying something about an SCP file. So ima just make a ACS example.

Item #: YX51
Clearance Level 5: Top Secret (TC)

Containment Class: Keter?
Secondary Class: Apollyon
Disruption Class: Ekhi
Risk Class: Critical

[theindoraptors]

Adorable, but I usually use hug as a pick up x3

[impyrth]

i didnt think protogens were this smol

[Red_velvet]

despite being a anti furry tbh this is cute

[BingstonGames]

the sound effects are the sounds in my brain during math clasd

[klanceklancerevolution]

Number four seems... unnecessarily violent to the poor things...

My favorite way to pick one up is in the "baby/princess carry" method

[Ordin]

this feels like its gonna turn into some analog horror at any moment it just has those vibes

[Excalibur]

As a protogen myself, these are all very fine ways of holding one. 🙂

[ItzRokkiYT]

Number 6: hold proto gentle like hamborger

[DiretheProtogen]

As a Protogen, I can say that the last one is the most acceptable way to hold one of us

[potatosama]

my favorite is "compacted into a ball" works for just about anything

[bedheadroblox]

Number 6. Grab Protogen and start aggressively petting it.

[TøxinWolf]

Thank you for your guidance







Now I must grab my pokemon ball and go on a hunt to find one of these







I mean-
I must grab






PrOtOgEn

[OriFanLife]

Imagine shrinking to the size of that protogen and being grabbed like that. (4th 0:18)

[bubblelovessans]

I want that smol protogen pet now Q.Q its so CUTEEEE >W<